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turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)
Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.
by ryan November 19, 2003
mugGet the turkey titsmug.

bttt

back to the top. see 'bump'
"This is an important post that everyone should read, so bttt."
by ryan August 5, 2004
mugGet the btttmug.

plimpin

a pimp and playa merged into one, also known as a david.
"david, those shoes are fully plimpin"
by ryan March 11, 2004
mugGet the plimpinmug.

clitty

derived from that short-skirted roomate, it means that one's skirt is so tiny that you can see her clit
My room was a fucking sauna so Davina wore her clitty skirt today... it's no wonder that lusty sex abounds here.
by Ryan April 21, 2005
mugGet the clittymug.

humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.
Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating
by ryan December 1, 2004
mugGet the humpsterbatemug.

crippled

1.When friends gather at tim/jordans to get really really high!
1.Awww man I'm so crippled.
by Ryan February 18, 2005
mugGet the crippledmug.

Vagichop

get off me woman or i'll vagichop you!
by ryan March 27, 2005
mugGet the Vagichopmug.

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