glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

by Running out of patience April 02, 2007

lunchroom thieves

These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.

"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".

by running out of patience March 15, 2008

street squish

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.

"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."

by Running out of patience August 25, 2008

angry truck men

These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.

"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."

by running out of patience December 13, 2007

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 02, 2007

garbage worms

These are mainly horrible white maggots that infest the garbage dumpsters and cans as soon as the temperature is 50 degrees in the spring. Sometimes weird black or grub worms will be mixed in. Big brothers love to traumatize their younger siblings by telling them stories of how they will eat them, before turning a wave of them toward their sibling with the garden hose. When the siblings get older, say adolescent age, they may burn and terrorize garbage worms with molotov cocktails and pipe bombs.

"Those little white worms will eat you if you let them." MOMMY! Timmy sicced a wave of garbage worms at me in the driveway!"

by Running out of patience March 08, 2008

poopsie

When I poop in a republican's smoothie, I call it a poopsie.

That arrogant republican really enjoyed that poopsie that I prepared him. He even made that gurgling sound at the end with his straw. Hilarious! I hope he gets worms in his shit.

by Running out of patience May 20, 2010