When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
by running out of patience May 08, 2009
Get the mink guarding mug.Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
by running out of patience February 14, 2008
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Get the drivin' the bitch's car mug.When a republican comes back from a long lunch and stinks up the hallway when he drops a log in the restroom. They are so convinced they shit candy that they don't even notice. Then he wonders why his secretary doesn't want to polish his knob.
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Get the stink wind mug.A man who has difficulty achieving an erection without wearing some article of women's clothing is sometimes referred to as a "silkworm."
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