chiv

A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.

Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.

by Ron April 27, 2004

static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003

B.F.B.

Big Fucking Baby

Whiny patients in a hospital who bitch about EVRY LITTLE AILMENT no matter how trivial and drive employees of said hospital INSANE.

"My toe hurts, I have a hangnail, my skin's so dry, I need another snack, I have to pee again..."

"Oh my god, what a B.F.B."

by Ron December 20, 2003

Gixxer

King of all bikes.

Man that fugger on the gixxer is fast.

by Ron October 16, 2003

Goober

Its a word that Ron created. Made, and uses.

It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.

goober is Ron's word, stop stealing it!

by Ron May 29, 2004

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 02, 2003