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Noassatall

A disease/disorder that roughly the majority of white, Asian, and a lot of Hispanic women suffer from. Some black women also suffer from noassatall, though it's a very small(and disappointing portion of black women.

It's when a woman has no booty at all just pure flat cakes. Some women are tricky with their noassatall and can take pictures to try and make it look as if they have ass, when they thought.

Some other tricks include women wear leggings, super tight jeans, or booty shorts to try and make it look like they have big butts. This is called the leggings illusion, when it looks like she has an ass from afar, but you get close and notice that she suffers from noassatall.

Cures for noassatall include butt implants, but pads(Nicki Minaj'ing it), or eating until you ass gets fat and that's not a real booty, just nasty fat cottage cheese ass. If you don't have an ass, you just don't.
Becky thinks those leggings make her ass look big, but we all knows she has noassatall.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
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2010s

The decade that we currently live in, hasn't found it's identity yet but is looking to be the 90s 3.0 as the 2000s just seemed like a more commercial 90s with cool technology.

The 2010s is the 2nd decade of the 21st century, and will be the decade when gen y will probably find their place, and gen z will rise, while gen y has kids that will be the generation after z that no one can quite name. Baby Boomers will start to reach retirement age this decade which will probably put a massive strain on social services, and gen x will reach a more prominent political position in the world.

The economy may get worse, and we are working towards green energy and actual worrying about the health of our citizens so this decade will probably be more realistic about the health craze instead on the 2000s where it was all Atkins diets and such.

TV will probably get better as scripted shows are making a comeback, and reality is losing popularity. Cartoons also seem to be making a turn for better with things like Adventure Time and Beavis and Butthead slated to return in 2011 with new episodes. Music seems to be moving in the direction of electronic taking hip-hop's and modern rock's place pretty quickly and becoming more popular. Hip-Hop seems to be waining, and emo is dead/dying and scene is also. Indie rock also seems to be rising as a new trend.
The 2010s could go either way, I'm hoping for the best, but expecting the worse.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 11, 2011
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Retart

A retarded person's way to say retard. The most ironic shit on the face of the earth in the form of grammar. These people have no problem with dishing out a misspelled insult and in the process making themselves look like the actual retard in the process.
Youtube commenters:

Dumbass13yearoldboy - Lol bro ur(notice the usage of the wrong You're in this situation also) a retart I pwned you

ActualSmartPersonWithSense
@Dumbass13yearoldboy
No, you're the fucking retard. How the hell can you not "retard". What the hell is a retart?
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 16, 2011
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Lovable Asshole

A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.

Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
Morrissey of The Smiths is a lovable asshole.
Thom Yorke of Radiohead is also a lovable asshole.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 19, 2011
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Bape

A tacky overpriced fashion by some guy named Nigo in Japan. Bape caught on around the mid 2000s around 2005-2006 in America mainly because it was spearheaded and shown off by guys like Lil Wayne, Pharrell and the whole Hyphy movement. Bape also spawned a fashion that's dead now thankfully and spawned a many imitators using the overdone design atheistic as Bape, on hoodies, shirts, and other shit and sold for less than Bape, to people who couldn't afford it or simply lived in cities with no stores that sold it(almost every American city that's not L.A. or New-York).

Bape further proves that if you slap rarity, a high price, and put the only stores that sell it in famous cities know for status(New-York, Los Angeles, Tokyo) that you can get a few status obsessed assholes with the money to blow to buy something that's just ugly, like most clothing items that cost money, just overdone with a label on every inch of the clothing.

Bape is only supported now by rich hypebeast who want to be urban in the suburbs. Even then, you may find it rare to find a hypebeast who still wants Bape.
Bape is a super tacky dead trend, one of the worst in the 2000s.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI March 28, 2011
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Hipster Runoff

Probably one of the best blogs on the internet, because it's a bunch of hipster hating hipsters, and they're cool because they can take a little joke about themselves,

Made by Carles, but no one really knows who Carles is, a girl or a guy, old or young, etc. We don't know.
Hey did you hear about how Best Coast insulted Hipster Runoff ?
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 27, 2010
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Troll

The punks of the internet who like to break rules of forums and other websites or who like to complain and protest about the websites in which they are members of or hate.

A troll whole goal is to get a rise out of people on the internet by making either remarks and statements so stupid that the people on the other side of the screen either think the troll is crazy or they're smart enough to know they're dealing with a troll.

Another type of troll is the concern troll the kind of troll that post on forums, comments, or youtube comments trying to convey a sense of concern for problems that aren't there and to piss people off in the process. Another aspect of the concern troll group is the censor troll, who reports people, not because the person is doing anything wrong, they (again) just want to piss people off.
4chan is the biggest troll hang out spot on the Internet.

Some troll tried to piss me off yesterday by acting like a devout Christian.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 26, 2011
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