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iPod Break

Like a smoke break at , but instead of smoking you take your iPod and listen to a song you love to relieve the stress, like a cigarette does for a smoker.
Employee 1 - "Where's is Dave?"
Employee 2 - :"He went to take his daily iPod break, that what he does to relieve the stress from work, instead of smoking."
Employee 2- "Oh, weird."
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Myspace

A dead website, Facebook ate it's lunch.

Myspace launched in 2003, and got it's surge of popularity around 2005. It was good at first, but had it's problems, easy to hack, lack of care by the ones who ran it, asshole Myspace gangsters and scene kids galore.

Myspace popularity started to wane around 2007, as Facebook's popularity started to rise. Since Facebook was cleaner, didn't allow modification of it's profile pages, had the status updates, and generally kept out the annoying attention grabbing and the asshole antic(for a while).

Now days Myspace has dropped to around 30 something in the Alexa ranks, while Facebook is number 2 in the Alexa rank.

Myspace's plague of problems, and the drama that began to form around it can be said to have contributed to Myspace's fall. But their lack of care for updating anything useful on the site was a big problem, they neglected the Myspace Group pages, never fixed any major bugs or loopholes that allowed for hackers, and never responded quite well to help for users.

Thus their fall happened. Only people on there now are late people, scene kids, and maybe the Myspace gangstas.
Myspace was once a great website, but has now fallen to the feet of Facebook, due to Myspace's own incompetence.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010
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Retart

A retarded person's way to say retard. The most ironic shit on the face of the earth in the form of grammar. These people have no problem with dishing out a misspelled insult and in the process making themselves look like the actual retard in the process.
Youtube commenters:

Dumbass13yearoldboy - Lol bro ur(notice the usage of the wrong You're in this situation also) a retart I pwned you

ActualSmartPersonWithSense
@Dumbass13yearoldboy
No, you're the fucking retard. How the hell can you not "retard". What the hell is a retart?
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 16, 2011
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Meeva

The result of saying "me either" with broken English, where the words are separated and create a whole new word and sound. A unofficial slang word of sorts.
Guy 1 - Man, I can't stand this damn movie. Change the channel

Guy 2 - Meeva(me either) *changes the channel*
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 14, 2012
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Invader Zim

A a short lived boring show heralded by hot topic goths everywhere as Nickelodeons "last hope" or the last great Nick show. Invader Zim is more of an icon for it's ironic fanaticism by hot topic goths buying up the merchandise more than they ever watched the show. Invader Zim wasn't cutting edge or had any real unique factors despite what it's fanbase says.

They blame Sponge Bob for it's demise, not realizing that Sponge Bob was a success even 2 years before Invader Zim aired, and the fact that many other Nicktoons survived the reign of Sponge Bob such as Chalk Zone, Jenny Teenage Robot, Fairly Odd Parents(which is actually the reason Invader Zim failed) and Jimmy Neutron, all shows that had good long runs.

Sponge Bob was actually Nick's last savior since they could probably run Sponge Bob all day and still bring in higher ratings than their whole current lineup.
Invader Zim is more popular for it's ironic consumerism by "non-conformist" goth kids, rather than the viwership its self.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 25, 2011
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Geek Chic

Geek Chic is a recent (retarded) trend that has popped up everywhere. First starting with hipsters, but like everything hipsters do, it has gone mainstream. Everyone thinks they're a geek now because the have a Facebook or own a high tech phone. Geek Chic has nothing to to with actual geeks, seeing as real geeks could care less about fashion and a lot of them think it's a vapid hobby.

Geek Chic within it's self is an oxymoron and ironic twist of events by people who are generally not geeks, attractive men and women who want to act like geeks but don't actually have the passion for geeky hobbies or the intellect. Real geeks got picked on, and were proud to call themselves geeks because they could construct their own PCs or were very good at math or something, not because they spend massive abouts of times on Xbox play Call Of Duty or in some consumer electronic like an iPod or iPhone. Real geeks consider iPods and iPhones basic shit.
Kate is the most popular hottest chick in school yet she fakes like she's a geek in Geek Chic. Knows only basic stuff about tech, and is only an average student.

Many celebrities nowadays dress in Geek Chic because it's the hottest new trend, and are not really geeks.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 20, 2011
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Age Amnesia

A disorder that usually hits when a person gets in their 40s, sometimes it can his as early as their 30s.

People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.

People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.
Middle Age Man - "Kids these days all they do is watch TV, smoke weed, and eat bad foods"

20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"

Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"

20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI November 6, 2010
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