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Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010
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Conformist

What most people call conformist is wrong. The conformist are people who try to fit in to any mainstream trend that is that status quo of the time. Like today many kids like Lil Wayne, and it's popular to like Lil Wayne, Hip-hop, or emo music(to a lesser extent). Anyone who's not abiding by the stat quo of popularity today is considered lame, and just because you conform to a smaller less popular group, that does not make you an conformist also.

Being a conformist in modern day sense means to like what ever is popular, and what the radio and channels like MTV and BET project as what today's teens or 20 somethings should be.

It's like any kid who likes Nirvana naturally is seen as uncool because they aren't conforming to today's widely popular music or trends.
Conformist- What are you listening to?
Non conformist - The Beatles
Conformist - I don't like that, you should be like the crowd and like Lil Wayne
Non conformist - Fuck off
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 30, 2010
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Jesus Buddy

Jesus Buddy is a person who is so buddied up with Jesus that it becomes annoying. Like Jesus is their personal bro, every other word from their mouth is Jesus. Their Facebook wall, quotes, religion section always has something religious in it.
Jonathan is an immense Jesus Buddy, all he talks about is Jesus
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 18, 2011
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African Poet

To have a huge forehead and big lips or just an ugly person in general. Popularized by the upcoming rap collective Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them Allor OFWGKTA.

It was used on the artist Earl Sweatshirt's album "Earl" in response to his appearance on a skit on the first track of the album "Thisniggaugly". Earl has a huge forehead and huge lips, and a dopey look on his face. He looks like an African Poet.
Damn Mike, you got some big ass lips and a big forehead. You look like an African Poet!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI March 8, 2011
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2010s

The decade that we currently live in, hasn't found it's identity yet but is looking to be the 90s 3.0 as the 2000s just seemed like a more commercial 90s with cool technology.

The 2010s is the 2nd decade of the 21st century, and will be the decade when gen y will probably find their place, and gen z will rise, while gen y has kids that will be the generation after z that no one can quite name. Baby Boomers will start to reach retirement age this decade which will probably put a massive strain on social services, and gen x will reach a more prominent political position in the world.

The economy may get worse, and we are working towards green energy and actual worrying about the health of our citizens so this decade will probably be more realistic about the health craze instead on the 2000s where it was all Atkins diets and such.

TV will probably get better as scripted shows are making a comeback, and reality is losing popularity. Cartoons also seem to be making a turn for better with things like Adventure Time and Beavis and Butthead slated to return in 2011 with new episodes. Music seems to be moving in the direction of electronic taking hip-hop's and modern rock's place pretty quickly and becoming more popular. Hip-Hop seems to be waining, and emo is dead/dying and scene is also. Indie rock also seems to be rising as a new trend.
The 2010s could go either way, I'm hoping for the best, but expecting the worse.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 11, 2011
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Hate

The straight forward, non-pussified version of "dislike" for people who don't have time for modern rainbow and unicorns pc bullshit that plagues today society.

Hate is a natural human emotion, like the world "like" being a light version of love, dislike is just a lighter version of "Hate".
If you feel so strongly about something that you hate it, and it involves opinion, it's only natural.

In today's society, some people (mostly teens and 20 somethings that can't take criticism) resort calling everyone a hater, sometime's they're right, but mostly they're wrong. since they often confuse criticism with being a hater.
I hate eating olives, they are nasty.

I hate those shoes, they are tacky.

Person one: Mike is a real good basket ball player
Person two(hater): Yeah but he's not the good, infact he sucks compared to other people.
Person on: You're such a hater.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 12, 2010
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Noassatall

A disease/disorder that roughly the majority of white, Asian, and a lot of Hispanic women suffer from. Some black women also suffer from noassatall, though it's a very small(and disappointing portion of black women.

It's when a woman has no booty at all just pure flat cakes. Some women are tricky with their noassatall and can take pictures to try and make it look as if they have ass, when they thought.

Some other tricks include women wear leggings, super tight jeans, or booty shorts to try and make it look like they have big butts. This is called the leggings illusion, when it looks like she has an ass from afar, but you get close and notice that she suffers from noassatall.

Cures for noassatall include butt implants, but pads(Nicki Minaj'ing it), or eating until you ass gets fat and that's not a real booty, just nasty fat cottage cheese ass. If you don't have an ass, you just don't.
Becky thinks those leggings make her ass look big, but we all knows she has noassatall.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
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