Retart

A retarded person's way to say retard. The most ironic shit on the face of the earth in the form of grammar. These people have no problem with dishing out a misspelled insult and in the process making themselves look like the actual retard in the process.
Youtube commenters:

Dumbass13yearoldboy - Lol bro ur(notice the usage of the wrong You're in this situation also) a retart I pwned you

ActualSmartPersonWithSense
@Dumbass13yearoldboy
No, you're the fucking retard. How the hell can you not "retard". What the hell is a retart?
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI September 16, 2011
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Myspace

A dead website, Facebook ate it's lunch.

Myspace launched in 2003, and got it's surge of popularity around 2005. It was good at first, but had it's problems, easy to hack, lack of care by the ones who ran it, asshole Myspace gangsters and scene kids galore.

Myspace popularity started to wane around 2007, as Facebook's popularity started to rise. Since Facebook was cleaner, didn't allow modification of it's profile pages, had the status updates, and generally kept out the annoying attention grabbing and the asshole antic(for a while).

Now days Myspace has dropped to around 30 something in the Alexa ranks, while Facebook is number 2 in the Alexa rank.

Myspace's plague of problems, and the drama that began to form around it can be said to have contributed to Myspace's fall. But their lack of care for updating anything useful on the site was a big problem, they neglected the Myspace Group pages, never fixed any major bugs or loopholes that allowed for hackers, and never responded quite well to help for users.

Thus their fall happened. Only people on there now are late people, scene kids, and maybe the Myspace gangstas.
Myspace was once a great website, but has now fallen to the feet of Facebook, due to Myspace's own incompetence.
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Dick Rider

All of these definitions are wrong, or half there.

A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.

Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest"

David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
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Zune

Microsoft's foray into the PMP(personal media player) market, and a rival to Apple's iPod. The Zune was released in 2006, had a bigger screen than the iPod's of the time, was capable of playing FM radio, and played more music formats than the iPod.

Though at the time it was more advance than the best iPod at the time when it was released, the Zune failed to catch on due to bulky design, software(that was bad at first) and also the it wasn't that much better than the iPod. Apple also announced and released the iPhone and iPod Touch withing a year of Zune's time on the market, which also could have had an effect on Zune's sales and popularity.

In 2009 Microsoft released the Zune HD, which at the time had a clearer screen than the iPod Touch, and a way more sleek design, but lacked browser and app capabilities like the iPod Touch. The Zune HD has also had a bad time on the market.
The Zune is great brand of MP3 players, but has failed to catch on and defeat the iPod.
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Retarted

The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.

Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.
Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.

Jon:.... well played.
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Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010
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Troll

The punks of the internet who like to break rules of forums and other websites or who like to complain and protest about the websites in which they are members of or hate.

A troll whole goal is to get a rise out of people on the internet by making either remarks and statements so stupid that the people on the other side of the screen either think the troll is crazy or they're smart enough to know they're dealing with a troll.

Another type of troll is the concern troll the kind of troll that post on forums, comments, or youtube comments trying to convey a sense of concern for problems that aren't there and to piss people off in the process. Another aspect of the concern troll group is the censor troll, who reports people, not because the person is doing anything wrong, they (again) just want to piss people off.
4chan is the biggest troll hang out spot on the Internet.

Some troll tried to piss me off yesterday by acting like a devout Christian.
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