Definitions by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI
Retarted
The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.
Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.
Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.
Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.
Jon:.... well played.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.
Jon:.... well played.
Retarted by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 9, 2010
iPod Break
Like a smoke break at , but instead of smoking you take your iPod and listen to a song you love to relieve the stress, like a cigarette does for a smoker.
Employee 1 - "Where's is Dave?"
Employee 2 - :"He went to take his daily iPod break, that what he does to relieve the stress from work, instead of smoking."
Employee 2- "Oh, weird."
Employee 2 - :"He went to take his daily iPod break, that what he does to relieve the stress from work, instead of smoking."
Employee 2- "Oh, weird."
iPod Break by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI May 15, 2010
Money Goggles
Money Goggles are what's make the hottest of chicks sleep with the douchiest, ugly, assholes, that have ever walked the earth. Money goggles are often times worn by female with no self respect and would sleep with or date a guy just based off that fact that he has money and may be giving it to her based off the fact that they're together.
Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both
Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both
Guy: Is that Ciara with Bryan?
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it
Money Goggles by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2010
Dick Rider
All of these definitions are wrong, or half there.
A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.
Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.
Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest"
David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
Dick Rider by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 23, 2010
Hater
A hater is a person who hates on a person for no conceivable reason, just hates, no opinions needed.
A hater is not...
1. A person with justifiable reason to hate someone.
2. A Person who expresses true opinion, or justifiable dislike for something(a music artist, band, singer, etc)
Hater is a word often over used by the youth of today as a defense mechanism when you down their favorite rapper, singer or band. The word "hater" is often mislabeled as people with honest or differing opinions from what's popular today. Most people of generation y can't take opinion or know how to form opinions, just to dick ride what ever they hear on the radio now days.
A hater is not...
1. A person with justifiable reason to hate someone.
2. A Person who expresses true opinion, or justifiable dislike for something(a music artist, band, singer, etc)
Hater is a word often over used by the youth of today as a defense mechanism when you down their favorite rapper, singer or band. The word "hater" is often mislabeled as people with honest or differing opinions from what's popular today. Most people of generation y can't take opinion or know how to form opinions, just to dick ride what ever they hear on the radio now days.
Example of a hater
Guy 1 - "Man fuck Drake, he sucks, he's lame"
Guy 2 - "Why?"
Guy 1 - "Because he just does"
Example of a person with a opinion
Guy 1 - "I don't like Drake's music, he's average at best, and he's honestly not my type of music"
Guy 2 - "Hater !"
Guy 1 - "Why? Because I have an opinion differing from yours"
Guy 1 - "Man fuck Drake, he sucks, he's lame"
Guy 2 - "Why?"
Guy 1 - "Because he just does"
Example of a person with a opinion
Guy 1 - "I don't like Drake's music, he's average at best, and he's honestly not my type of music"
Guy 2 - "Hater !"
Guy 1 - "Why? Because I have an opinion differing from yours"
Hater by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 23, 2010
Thick Hipster
A Think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. Also called a "faux" hipster. They usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they're all mainstream rappers.
Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.
They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.
They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Hipster 1: Is that guy a hipster?
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
Thick Hipster by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 1, 2010
Anime
Anime is a form of animation that basically is made in Japan. The word anime is the Japanese take on the word animation. Initially stylized following manga, which are Japanese graphic novels. Shows like Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, and Ruroni Kenshin are all examples of anime,
Anime characters are usually drawn with bold features, more so than American animated characters. This is because Japanese animators like the more bold features of people in the western world. Anime also tends to be more realistic in art than American animation. The also deal with more mature themes often.
Some anime fans would like to argue that anime's are not cartoons, which they are, and the word animation has nothing to do with anime, when anime is actually a take on the word animation. Anime is the word commonly used in America for Japanese cartoons, and in actuality if it's animated and comes from Japan it is an anime, no matter if it fits the popular conception of anime or not. In Japan something like Rugrats would be considered anime due to the fact that it is in fact an animated cartoon. Anime is only a word to describe animation, used by the Japanese.
Anime characters are usually drawn with bold features, more so than American animated characters. This is because Japanese animators like the more bold features of people in the western world. Anime also tends to be more realistic in art than American animation. The also deal with more mature themes often.
Some anime fans would like to argue that anime's are not cartoons, which they are, and the word animation has nothing to do with anime, when anime is actually a take on the word animation. Anime is the word commonly used in America for Japanese cartoons, and in actuality if it's animated and comes from Japan it is an anime, no matter if it fits the popular conception of anime or not. In Japan something like Rugrats would be considered anime due to the fact that it is in fact an animated cartoon. Anime is only a word to describe animation, used by the Japanese.
Anime by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 30, 2010