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Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.
Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010
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4Chan

Basically what Voldemort and Taliban would be as an Internet site, talking shit about 4Chan or even saying 4chan is forbidden on some forums because they're afraid that 4Chan members will pickup on it by Google search and wreck their sites. 4Chan is anonymous's stomping grounds and they're guys you don't want to fuck with, and they have the ability to ruin your life well pass the internet as they are quite skilled and cool hackers. They were even revving up to take on AT&T for a supposed site banning around late 2009.

Their latest thing has been the Jessi Slaughter fiasco, which everyone thought was going to be the end of 4Chan, but it wasn't. It also led to a war on Gawker.com that failed, not because the 4chan hackers suck, because Gawker got lucky and it was an unorganized raid on Gawker's servers, and some of Gawker's technicians caught it before it could go down.
"Hey man 4Chan is possibly responsible for making the internet a way cooler place. Not to mention most people use memes from their without even recognizing it.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 27, 2010
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Money Goggles

Money Goggles are what's make the hottest of chicks sleep with the douchiest, ugly, assholes, that have ever walked the earth. Money goggles are often times worn by female with no self respect and would sleep with or date a guy just based off that fact that he has money and may be giving it to her based off the fact that they're together.

Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both
Guy: Is that Ciara with Bryan?
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2010
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Boy Scout

A man who plays it safe, does everything by the books, and is in line with authority. Often used to describe Superman, who is a goody two shoes who follows the rules.

Guys deemed a boy scout are almost always annoyingly lame, and a brown noser. They hold up quick progress in places, such as a job, if others are trying to do things fast and in another way that works; the boy scout insists on doing things by the books. A boy scout has to do everything right or they feel the world will fall apart at every seam.

If you're in high school, the clear boy scouts are the ones kissing the teachers ass, also know as the teacher's pet. They're the kind that snitches on you, won't break rules even in the slightest, and are hardasses for no reason; just to be
Dave is a damn boy scout, he won't let you get away with anything, even the slightest offense. Dave couldn't live without the rules.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 9, 2012
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Weeaboos

Is a portmanteau of the words "Wannabe" and "Japanese"

Specifically a White American Anime, or Japanese culture fan, though the definition has been expanded in recent years to include anyone of Western culture(no matter the race) who get hard ons for Japanese culture.

Weeaboos often want to be Japanese and hate Western culture in favor of Japanese, which often most have never even really experience irl, just from Anime. It's more of a phenomenon in gen y due to the fact that they came up in the anime boom, kick started primarily by Toonami, and hyper Japanese gaming of the mid 90s with Playstation.

They are often Anime addicted, and spend tons of money(or their parents money) on anime merchandise, including cosplay, whole DVD boxsets(imported a lot of the times) plushes, and and bad anime video games. They are often pretentious about it(the hardcore ones at least) and think that American animation is crap, not mature, or only uses "crude" art, ignoring the fact that there is nothing mature or realistic about most anime.

Most of the guy weeaboos think they're some kind of romantics, often swooning over anime girls and having no grip on reality because they think anime love is real, and coin themselves as "nice guys" that can't get girls because they're often on the friend line.
Ezra: Hey Steve, do you want to join anime club?

Steve: Nah man, it's full of pretentious weeaboos who look down on you if you like dubbed anime.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 26, 2010
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Nirvana

An early 90s proto-emo band that was slapped with the claim of "killing" Hair Metal/Metal. Their fans swear they aren't emo. They were highly popular amongst the highly apathetic amongst the proto-emo crowd in the 90s. The lead singer, Kurt Cobain became 'An-Hero' in the year 1994 after he ate a shot gun shell, and has since been every emo's role model and their personal favorite An Hero. Before the untimely ending of the band, they made 3 classic albums

How to be emo Vol.I: Bleach
How to be emo Vol.II: Nevermind
How to be emo Vol.III: In Utero

These albums have become classic amongst the emos of today, after the proto-emo's got jobs and lightened up. Nirvana albums can be spotted on iPods of every modern emo now days.
2000s Emo: Hey man I found this really good old emo

1990s Nirvana fan: Psst, I hate emo

2000s Emo: But I think you heard of them... Nirvana?

1990s Nirvana fan: WHAT! NIRVANA ISN'T EMO!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 5, 2010
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Zune

Microsoft's foray into the PMP(personal media player) market, and a rival to Apple's iPod. The Zune was released in 2006, had a bigger screen than the iPod's of the time, was capable of playing FM radio, and played more music formats than the iPod.

Though at the time it was more advance than the best iPod at the time when it was released, the Zune failed to catch on due to bulky design, software(that was bad at first) and also the it wasn't that much better than the iPod. Apple also announced and released the iPhone and iPod Touch withing a year of Zune's time on the market, which also could have had an effect on Zune's sales and popularity.

In 2009 Microsoft released the Zune HD, which at the time had a clearer screen than the iPod Touch, and a way more sleek design, but lacked browser and app capabilities like the iPod Touch. The Zune HD has also had a bad time on the market.
The Zune is great brand of MP3 players, but has failed to catch on and defeat the iPod.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 29, 2011
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