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Noassatall

A disease/disorder that roughly the majority of white, Asian, and a lot of Hispanic women suffer from. Some black women also suffer from noassatall, though it's a very small(and disappointing portion of black women.

It's when a woman has no booty at all just pure flat cakes. Some women are tricky with their noassatall and can take pictures to try and make it look as if they have ass, when they thought.

Some other tricks include women wear leggings, super tight jeans, or booty shorts to try and make it look like they have big butts. This is called the leggings illusion, when it looks like she has an ass from afar, but you get close and notice that she suffers from noassatall.

Cures for noassatall include butt implants, but pads(Nicki Minaj'ing it), or eating until you ass gets fat and that's not a real booty, just nasty fat cottage cheese ass. If you don't have an ass, you just don't.
Becky thinks those leggings make her ass look big, but we all knows she has noassatall.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
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Thick Hipster

A Think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. Also called a "faux" hipster. They usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they're all mainstream rappers.

Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.

They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Hipster 1: Is that guy a hipster?
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 1, 2010
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Ed Hardy

A fashion line that doesn't have shit to do with hipsters. Ed Hardy clothes are worn almost exclusively by college frat boy douchebags, Guidos, and other steroid addicted muscle heads who think they are the shit, hardcore and Ed Hardy supposedly reflects this for them. Also worn by the over-tanned girlfriends of douchebags.

No one in their right mine but scumbags and douchebags would wear Ed Hardy, since it's the tackiest thing to come along in 'fashion' since Bape
Pauly and Vinny wear Ed Hardy because they're pure assholes.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2011
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Cab Man

Cab Man or Cabman is a racist term(usually used in Baltimore) to describe a person of Eastern Indian or Middle Eastern descent due to the fact that they are commonly cab drivers. Even if the person isn't a cab drive, he can still be called a cab man.
Jamal - "In class I sit by a cab man"
Ezra - "What? Is he a cab driver?"
Jamal - "No he just an Indian/Middle Eastern person"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 15, 2010
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Anime

Anime is a form of animation that basically is made in Japan. The word anime is the Japanese take on the word animation. Initially stylized following manga, which are Japanese graphic novels. Shows like Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, and Ruroni Kenshin are all examples of anime,

Anime characters are usually drawn with bold features, more so than American animated characters. This is because Japanese animators like the more bold features of people in the western world. Anime also tends to be more realistic in art than American animation. The also deal with more mature themes often.

Some anime fans would like to argue that anime's are not cartoons, which they are, and the word animation has nothing to do with anime, when anime is actually a take on the word animation. Anime is the word commonly used in America for Japanese cartoons, and in actuality if it's animated and comes from Japan it is an anime, no matter if it fits the popular conception of anime or not. In Japan something like Rugrats would be considered anime due to the fact that it is in fact an animated cartoon. Anime is only a word to describe animation, used by the Japanese.
My cousin gets made when I say anime are cartoons.

Dragon Ball
Cowboy Beebop
Naruto
Tenchi Muyo
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 30, 2010
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Xbox 360

The official game console of Generation Y. Behind the Wii in sales but above the PS3 in sales, making it the 2nd place console of the 7th gen of consoles. The 360 was released in 2005, and since then everyone and their mother has one of these damn things even if they don't have games for it.

It's a pretty good console, despite the Red Ring Of Death or RRoD and the fact the Microsoft charges you to even touch the button to power on the damn thing. The controller is great, and the online community is large and active but is nothing but a place for asshole 13 year olds and bro-dudes to spread their racist homophobic shit.

It's also the stoners console of choice, and where 3rd party games sell the best.
Xbox 360 might have many problems but is still a pretty good console.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 10, 2011
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U Jelly?

U Jelly is a phrase/meme used on forums, most commonly 4chan, to ask a person if they are jealous. It's usually accompanied by a picture of a guy with a smug smirk, with 'U Jelly?" Over his head.

It's used to ask forum goers are they jealous, because someone on the forum has something that others don't have, and they want to show it off, to make other people Jelly.
Anonymous: I just got this limited edition version or Radiohead's, Kid A on vinyl, U Jelly?

Anonymous 2: Yes I very much am Jelly!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 12, 2010
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