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Zune

Microsoft's foray into the PMP(personal media player) market, and a rival to Apple's iPod. The Zune was released in 2006, had a bigger screen than the iPod's of the time, was capable of playing FM radio, and played more music formats than the iPod.

Though at the time it was more advance than the best iPod at the time when it was released, the Zune failed to catch on due to bulky design, software(that was bad at first) and also the it wasn't that much better than the iPod. Apple also announced and released the iPhone and iPod Touch withing a year of Zune's time on the market, which also could have had an effect on Zune's sales and popularity.

In 2009 Microsoft released the Zune HD, which at the time had a clearer screen than the iPod Touch, and a way more sleek design, but lacked browser and app capabilities like the iPod Touch. The Zune HD has also had a bad time on the market.
The Zune is great brand of MP3 players, but has failed to catch on and defeat the iPod.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 29, 2011
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Thick Hipster

A Think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. Also called a "faux" hipster. They usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they're all mainstream rappers.

Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.

They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Hipster 1: Is that guy a hipster?
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 1, 2010
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Dick Rider

All of these definitions are wrong, or half there.

A dick rider is a person who is usually and overzealous mindless fan of anyone(be it a rapper, singer, athlete, music genre, band, or any given thing). A dick rider see's no flaw in whatever they are dick riding at the time, and if you happen to offer an opinion or simply not like whatever a dick rider likes, the dick rider will consider your a "hater" for offering your opinion.

Most of the times dick riders are female fans of a band, rapper, or singer who constantly praises the graces of a music artist they never met, or are going to touch in that star's fame . Male dick riders are usually men who want to be or picks up the "swag" and attitude of their favorite artist, and they'll swear that's how they are(this is usually a phenomenon in the hip-hop culture)
Steve -"Jamal knows all the words to every Lil Wayne song, owns all his albums, and even models his personality after him, and he get's upset when you say Lil Wayne isn't the greatest"

David - "Jamal is such a Dick Rider
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 23, 2010
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Hopper

A hopper is a person (usually teens or tweens) who hangs out at places where there are a lot of stores and restaurants, usually they hang out on malls; they are often called mall hoppers because they hop(move) from mall to mall usually in 1 day.

They live and breath malls, they start trouble in malls, all they know is malls. Hoppers are usually mall-punk kids, mall-goths, emos, despite their supposed hate of consumerism they stand around malls all day and toss money at the hot-topic. Hoppers can also be preps, jocks, and gangsta kids also.

Another word for them is also "Mall Rat"
The hopper crowd Jenny, Steven, and Bryan spend all of their time going to all different malls everyday after school. They practically live in malls
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Hater

A hater is a person who hates on a person for no conceivable reason, just hates, no opinions needed.

A hater is not...

1. A person with justifiable reason to hate someone.
2. A Person who expresses true opinion, or justifiable dislike for something(a music artist, band, singer, etc)

Hater is a word often over used by the youth of today as a defense mechanism when you down their favorite rapper, singer or band. The word "hater" is often mislabeled as people with honest or differing opinions from what's popular today. Most people of generation y can't take opinion or know how to form opinions, just to dick ride what ever they hear on the radio now days.
Example of a hater
Guy 1 - "Man fuck Drake, he sucks, he's lame"
Guy 2 - "Why?"
Guy 1 - "Because he just does"

Example of a person with a opinion
Guy 1 - "I don't like Drake's music, he's average at best, and he's honestly not my type of music"
Guy 2 - "Hater !"
Guy 1 - "Why? Because I have an opinion differing from yours"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 23, 2010
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Money Goggles

Money Goggles are what's make the hottest of chicks sleep with the douchiest, ugly, assholes, that have ever walked the earth. Money goggles are often times worn by female with no self respect and would sleep with or date a guy just based off that fact that he has money and may be giving it to her based off the fact that they're together.

Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both
Guy: Is that Ciara with Bryan?
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2010
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Cab Man

Cab Man or Cabman is a racist term(usually used in Baltimore) to describe a person of Eastern Indian or Middle Eastern descent due to the fact that they are commonly cab drivers. Even if the person isn't a cab drive, he can still be called a cab man.
Jamal - "In class I sit by a cab man"
Ezra - "What? Is he a cab driver?"
Jamal - "No he just an Indian/Middle Eastern person"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI August 15, 2010
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