Definitions by Rod Brock

consensus science

The first and last refuge of the clueless. Essentially an oxymoron, since the mechanisms of "consensus" (in the sociological sense) and the methods of science are mutually exclusive.

Consensus science teaches us that the sky is going to fall.

consensus science by Rod Brock April 6, 2008

skeptibunker 

A coined term, joining the words "skeptic" and "debunker." It is used chiefly by paranormalists in the pejorative sense, to describe individuals who are skeptical of paranormalist views.

I wish all these skeptibunkers would just shut up and get with the program - the Space Brothers are coming, and that's a fact!

skeptibunker by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

piggies 

Slang for "toes." Plural form of "piggy."

Singular: "This little piggy went to market..."

Plural: "My piggies are freezing."

piggies by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

Tequila Sunrise 

A classic hit song by the "Southwestern Rock" band, "The Eagles.

It's another tequila sunrise,
starin' slowly 'cross the sky...

Tequila Sunrise by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

one eight one  

Metric for sixty nine, a sexual practice where two individuals perform oral sex on one another.

One eight one is my lucky number, baby.

one eight one by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

guilty pleasure 

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

guilty pleasure by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

Indigo Krapp 

Author of "Montezuma's Revenge," a thriller novel where millions of hyper-intelligent amoeba invade the water supply of Tijuana, Mexico.

There I was, sitting on the toilet, reading "Montezuma's Revenge, by Indigo Krapp.

Indigo Krapp by Rod Brock March 11, 2007