Rod Brock's definitions

love nuts

Pain and swelling in the testicles when the male becomes extremely aroused, but is denied the sex act. Same meaning as blue balls.

Man, she don't put out - that's three nights in a row I've gone home with love nuts.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

woo

An acronym for "Waste Of Oxygen." A worthless person.

Dubya is a fuckin' woo.

by Rod Brock October 4, 2005

kowtow

From the Chinese. To grovel, or pay obeisance to.

If you don't kowtow to the boss, you'll be out of a job.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

saber rattler

Someone who encourages rushing to war. Essentially identical in meaning to warmonger

A lot of those old boys are saber rattlers; it's because they fought in WWII, and think it builds character.

by Rod Brock March 10, 2007

half and half

A cheap brand of "all-purpose" smoking tobacco - one of the earliest packaged, branded pipe tobaccos in the U.S. - with the slogan "a cargo of contentment in the bowl of any pipe." A long-standing joke involving the product's name asserts that it is named "half and half" because it is comprised of "half horseshit and half bullshit" (in reality, the mixture is half "bright" and half "burley" tobaccos). Some old-timers speculate that the half and half joke may have given rise to the novelty "horseshit cigarettes" sold in the U.S. in the 1920s-30s (not real horseshit), which featured the slogans "not a fart in a carload," and "try one, you mooching bastard."

Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.

"Cargo of contentment," my piles - half and half is harsh and bitter.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

shrimp

A small, underdeveloped person, most often male. A "90 pound weakling."

Adj. - shrimpy

That kid is a shrimp - you could take him with one hand tied behind your back.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

visceral

Of, or relating to the viscera - the soft inner organs of the body, including the lungs, the heart, and the organs of the digestive, excretory, and reproductive systems.

The first time Michael saw a partially dissected cadaver upon the table, its visceral nature opened for all to see, he knew there was no way that he could be a doctor - he would have to change his career goals.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006