Rod Brock's definitions

consensus science

The first and last refuge of the clueless. Essentially an oxymoron, since the mechanisms of "consensus" (in the sociological sense) and the methods of science are mutually exclusive.

Consensus science teaches us that the sky is going to fall.

by Rod Brock April 6, 2008

skeptibunker

A coined term, joining the words "skeptic" and "debunker." It is used chiefly by paranormalists in the pejorative sense, to describe individuals who are skeptical of paranormalist views.

I wish all these skeptibunkers would just shut up and get with the program - the Space Brothers are coming, and that's a fact!

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

piggies

Slang for "toes." Plural form of "piggy."

Singular: "This little piggy went to market..."

Plural: "My piggies are freezing."

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

Tequila Sunrise

A classic hit song by the "Southwestern Rock" band, "The Eagles.

It's another tequila sunrise,
starin' slowly 'cross the sky...

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

coulee

A dry canyon eroded by Pleistocene floods that cut into the lava beds of the Columbia Plateau in the western United States, the walls of which may resemble the Mesas common to the U.S. desert southwest. Grand Coulee Dam, in Eastern Washington, once the largest dam in the world, is named after the "Grand Coulee" which stands nearby.

If you ever visit Grand Coulee Dam, stay overnight in Electric City and be sure to catch the colored lightshow on the spillways after dark.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

one eight one

Metric for sixty nine, a sexual practice where two individuals perform oral sex on one another.

One eight one is my lucky number, baby.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007