Rod Brock's definitions

ice lolly

British term for a frozen confection on a stick, equivalent to the American term "popsicle." In the plural sense, the term "lolly ices" may be used, e.g., "one ice lolly," or "an entire selection of lolly ices."

It was a hot day in Merseyside, and Bill stopped by the ASDA to buy a box of lolly ices, but they were sold out; a clerk told him there wasn't an ice lolly to be had all the way to Blackpool.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

shit-a-wiped

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.

Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

sty

Inflammation of the sebaceous gland of they eyelid. Folklore held that one got a sty from urinating upon a public roadway.

My brother was always getting a sty on one or the other of his eyes, but he swore he never peed along the roadside when he was walking home from school.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

haymaker

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.

BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

brush pile

An unusually hairy pubic region on a woman.

How she got a job as a stripper with that unkempt brush pile is beyond me.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

hell-smell

Used to describe a profound stench, usually one with sulfurous overtones.

I'm not sure which is worse: the hell-smell down by the Geysers, or the hell-smell that emerges from the bathroom when Ranger Bob takes a dump.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006