167 definitions by Robert
by Robert January 2, 2004
Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).
However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
by Robert November 4, 2005
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by Robert March 8, 2004
by Robert March 26, 2005
an abnormally tall and ugly man who can't control the volume or pitch of his voice; has no athletic ability; a native of the Tinka tribe in Western Nigeria; enjoys hunting gazelles and having sex with zebras; will occasionally block a shot or two but come on his arm are fucking 8 feet long
Shagari is probably the worst player in college basketball.
Did you see that kindergartner school Shagari.
Did you see that kindergartner school Shagari.
by Robert March 26, 2005
Somebody who gets smashed and possibly turns violent before or after doing so. Named after Norse warriors who would get intoxicated using liquor, then fight to the death.
More modern use makes reference to people who more self-disregard and less focus on fighting or violence, and berserkers usually will do all types of drugs.
More modern use makes reference to people who more self-disregard and less focus on fighting or violence, and berserkers usually will do all types of drugs.
Steve: Hey, have you seen Dave?
Me: Not for a few months... Who knows? That kid's a damn berserker.
Steve: Yeah, he's been drinking a lot more lately.
Me: Not for a few months... Who knows? That kid's a damn berserker.
Steve: Yeah, he's been drinking a lot more lately.
by Robert July 29, 2004