Robert's definitions

Hampden Sydney

"One of the more underplayed sociological demographics in this country is the wealthy, genteel Southerner from H-SC. Too often, we deride the South for its gun racks, or its lack of dental hygiene. But the rich boys of Hampden-Sydney? That's a thing. They crawl all over the hill for Greek Week . It's the hottest spot in the South during April. Genetically-superior babes in tight tops and short skirts roam the grass, usually on the arm of a trust-funder in his early 20s. You know these guys: Ralph Lauren polos; University of Georgia baseball caps, well-worn; and a bloodline that includes a great-grandfather who invented the paper clip, which provides for the summer mansion on Sea Island" Fortune Magazine

The article speaks for itself, HSC guy are number one when it comes to money, ladies, and class.

by Robert October 20, 2004

a/s/ler

Someone who always asks for your age/sex/location, even if you are taking the mickey out of the prat.

user1:I hate all of you
a/s/ler:asl?
user1:leave me alone intenet perv
a/s/ler:ASL BITCH!

by Robert July 11, 2004

fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.

#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!

by Robert November 5, 2005

CheapBastid

An individual who is Frugal to the extreme.

That guy wanted a doggy bag for his ice-cream dessert, what a CheapBastid!

by Robert November 4, 2003

Penis

the main organ used to screw someones or somethings asshole , vagina , ear, etc.

dam it felt good when I stuck my penis in that elfs asshole

by Robert July 28, 2003

POW!

A term used when acknowleding a woman with nice bosoms. Can also be used for a nice body in general.

POW originated from the phrase Prisoner Of War. In this case, the war against censorship.

ex: Damn, did you see that POW that just walked by? That's some grade A stuff right there man.

by Robert June 29, 2004

tabs

music thas ben written for people who can't read real music, usualy writen for guitars

e----1
A-5---
D--000
G--000
B----4
E-----

by robert September 13, 2003