Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 20, 2005

Swag

Sales Wearables and Gifts

Giveaway T-shirts with company logos, pens with logos, shirts with names of rock groups

by Rick September 08, 2003

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

by Rick August 08, 2003

flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.

When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit

by rick August 13, 2005

taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick May 13, 2005

maz

MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK

DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith

by rick December 16, 2004

Eddie Van Halen

World's greatest rock guitarist, ever.

A world class original, Eddie Van Halen raised the bar on what a human can do with six strings and a pick-up on wood.

by rick September 19, 2003