Rick's definitions

Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.

Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..

by Rick June 17, 2005

safety dance

Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise

We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!

by Rick September 5, 2003

Gonad Grout

What is used while you're bangin on the bathroom floor and you suddenly notice your tiling is in need of a facelift. Inspired by Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me."

"Oh, Mary, yes! Yes! Mmmm...oh wait, these tiles are fucked up! You're gonna have to share the gonad grout with the tiles this time, honey!

by Rick March 1, 2005

Hijacker

One who gets high -- usually with marijuana -- and proceeds to jack off.

See that guy over there? His roommates say he's a highjacker.

by Rick February 7, 2005

Gay max

The vector description of maximum reachable gayhood/ness which is in exceedable by any amount of gayhood/gayneess whatsoever.
Gay Max is also a variable or variant, ppl can commit acts of gayness/hood and b called gay max for displaying extreme gayhood/ness with such acts, but others may commit less or more gay acts but still b called gay max, because infact, they hit the gay max limit at the given time.
(Note:- As with all variables, two ppl cant b called gay max at the same time, unless they done the same exact thing)

syvoran , jus look at how gay this gay is, They dont get Gayer than this, he's GAY MAX

by RiCk December 12, 2003

DC

big crackhead

some one who smokes crack out of a rock

by rick May 20, 2004

Rargh

What one says when pissed off or when something blows and isn't going your way when it should because of a big gay fag.

Me: Is she still going out with him?
Me's friend: Yep
Me: RARGH

by Rick June 17, 2005