Richard Black's definitions

coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

jewelry

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

by Richard Black January 16, 2006

load

n. the total amount of sperm ejaculated in one orgasm.

Just as Tyrone arched his back prepatory to cumming, Brie Ann deepthroated his dick causing his seed to be propelled directly into her stomach. After it was all over, she kissed him with no salty aftertaste or cum odor on her breath.

by Richard Black April 28, 2005

Mona

A phrase in Southern dialect meaning "I am going to" followed by an the rest of the infinitive and the remaining thought of a sentence.

Mona get me a sandwich as soon as I quit work.

by Richard Black August 4, 2007

solid quarter

n. In ebonics the coin with George Washington's picture on the obverse side. It can be 'broken' into several combinations of lesser valued coins.

Shi'thead to the grocery store cashier, "Give me a solid quarter for these two dimes and a nickel."

by Richard Black October 8, 2007

juxtaposition

n. Contrasts and differences shown side by side or together.

The juxtaposition of Brie Ann's milky white body with Tyrone's darkest ebony hue while making love shockingly revealed the contrast and ethereal beauty of their interracial rapture.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

high yaller

In the southern U.S., a person who is a product of an interracial sexual encounter. Their skin is also called 'bright' by their peers.

Kenyatta is a perfect blend of Tyrone, her black daddy, and Lisa her white college cheerleader mother. She is bright in more ways than one.

by Richard Black February 28, 2005