Skip to main content

Richard Black's definitions

da Sip

N. for the state of Mississippi.

More than slang, da Sip is the ebonics term for the state of Mississippi, USA, most always spoken by minorities who are too lazy to speak all of the syllables of the correct pronunciation for the word.
"Hey, bro'," (from Chicago visiting his onty in Mississippi), "Didja come down to da Sip to get a white girl? Be careful and remember Emmitt Till! You dun wanna go back in a box!"

Even heard by Ms. Vivian Brown on the WEATHER CHANNEL, who is from Jackson, Mississippi. "There will be moderate to heavy thundershowers over the centarl part of da Sip this morning, near Jackson in particular."
by Richard Black September 27, 2007
mugGet the da Sipmug.

surrogate

n. a substitute mother who carries a child for a female who for many reasons cannot 'birth a baby.'
Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.

To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.

There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.
by Richard Black April 17, 2005
mugGet the surrogatemug.

low hangers

Matt could feel the banging of Chuck's low hangers against his ass cheeks as Chuck pistoned in and out of Matt's hairy hole.
by Richard Black March 3, 2005
mugGet the low hangersmug.

gag reflex

n. an urge to gag, strangle, or vomit when swallowing
Tyrone taught Brie Ann to relax her gag reflex by painting her throat with numbing teething gel so she could deepthroat him with ease and have him shoot his load directly into her stomach.
by Richard Black June 7, 2005
mugGet the gag reflexmug.

wadding

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005
mugGet the waddingmug.

swish

A male homosexual who has a very effeminate swirling stroll as he walks turning from right to left as he advances, his clothes making a swishing noise somewhat like a broom sweeping the floor.
The swish librarian jumped from his desk and flitted across the room when the handsome student came in.
by Richard Black March 1, 2005
mugGet the swishmug.

strenth

Tyrone had topped four girls after the senior prom already, and when Takeshia came along and groped him, he did not have the strenth to take her on.
by Richard Black March 2, 2005
mugGet the strenthmug.

Share this definition