Definitions by Richard Black

peterbilt 

stud, strong, macho, manly; like the guys who drive the trucks of the same name.

The girls all fell for Mike because he was a real Peterbilt.

peterbilt by Richard Black March 30, 2005

pg 

Up until the 1970s, the word pregnant was hardly used. If a female were expecting, she was said to be pg.

Oh, have you heard? Ellen is finally pg at 39?

pg by Richard Black March 30, 2005

brassiere

The halter that elevates and holds in place human mammary glands, named for the inventor Phillipelde Brassiere.

Sometime in the mid twentieth century somebody started calling them bras, maybe because they could spell brassiere. Hardly any store advertises or customers ask for brassieres today. It's simply bra.

Dagmar had a hard time finding a store that sold 44DDD bras.

brassiere by Richard Black March 30, 2005

tit fuck 

A little lubricant is needed in order to practice this sex act.

Saliva, KY, vaseline or any scented, edible lubricant.

Tyrone got so carried away in his titfuck of Takesia that he shot off in her face.

tit fuck by Richard Black March 30, 2005

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed 

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.

Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed by Richard Black March 30, 2005

parlor peter 

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.

Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.

parlor peter by Richard Black March 30, 2005

making out 

Sexual intercourse; having sex; fucking

Tyrone pulled off Kiersten's bathing suit bottom, inserted his ram-rod and started making out right there on the beach.

making out by Richard Black March 28, 2005