Definitions by Richard Black

the damned thing, the 'damned' thing

n. euphemism for oral, anal sex acts performed by black brothers.

Holla at cha boi and let's do the damned thing instead of just chillin' about it.

the damned thing, the 'damned' thing by Richard Black April 20, 2005

chirren 

n. ebonics for children. Also heard as chirren(s), chillun(s), and childring.

Momma, call these chirrens into the house. Dey be too young to be fuckin' right here on the front porch so white foks ken see 'um when dey drives by.

chirren by Richard Black April 20, 2005

afternoon delight 

n. the sex act (fucking)

Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.

Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.

afternoon delight by Richard Black April 20, 2005

horny

adj. a build up of male/female hormones because of the absence of sexual activity. Varies from person to person.

Having been at sea six months, the sailors were horny when they docked at Norfolk.

It is rare for a street 'ho' to be horny.

horny by Richard Black April 20, 2005

escort 

n. a fancy term for a male prostitute or gigolo; not associated with ushering or accompaniment.

Did you see the ad in the paper for the escort who charges $1,500 an hour?

escort by Richard Black April 18, 2005

welfare queen 

n. a lazy, un-wed, child-bearing woman who in the U.S. who milks government assistance for every penny she can. Created by LBJ in his Great Society plan and perpetuated by subsequent presidents.

Zaquina had five illegitimate children by five different men. She qualified for a hefty stipend, medicaide, and food stamps from the government.

She deprived her children of necessities and was able to buy herself a new Cadillac and a new house. Zaquina was, indeed, a welfare queen.

welfare queen by Richard Black April 17, 2005

surrogate 

n. a substitute mother who carries a child for a female who for many reasons cannot 'birth a baby.'

Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.

To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.

There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.

surrogate by Richard Black April 17, 2005