low hangers

nuts like a billy goat.

Matt could feel the banging of Chuck's low hangers against his ass cheeks as Chuck pistoned in and out of Matt's hairy hole.

by Richard Black March 03, 2005

butch

A male with a manly or military look.

Tom liked to go down to the bay and watch the fleet come in. All of the sailors looked so butch and were as horny as hell having been at sea six months.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

rubbers

Galoshes; rain shoes

Momma to Sonny: "Sonny, how many times have I asked you not leave your wet rubbers in the chair in the hall? Leave them in the foyer."

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

coitus interruptus

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.

Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

puke

ejaculate or sperm being expelled from the penis

Takeshia was playing with Tyrone's big erected pecker. She kissed it, it puked on her, so she broke its neck and it collapsed.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.

Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

Piss Chunks

Bite size pieces of watermelon. When eating watermelon properly, one usually uses a knife and fork and eats chunks of watermelon which are like bite-size pieces of the fruit. Watermelon is mainy water so eating a lot of it causes one to urinate frequently, the same as drinking beer does.

"Son, put some salt on those piss chunks, and you won't have to go so often."

by Richard Black August 18, 2006