RiCk's definitions

Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 20, 2005

Wheenis

Whee = Fun. Enis is short for penis.
Wheenis = A fun penis.

Not to be mistaken for Weenis (the skin on your elbow)

Wow, Bob sure has a wheenis. I could play with it all day

by Rick December 19, 2004

tequila

liquid panty remover

guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

by Rick August 8, 2003

Soul Collector

One of the best streetball players in Philly. Has real good handle and nice a** moves.

He has a ton of streetball moves

by Rick September 23, 2004

Socialism

May work with a strong willed ruler and many fearful citizens.

"Will someday crush the greedy, fuckhead democrats of George W. Land" -Dominic J.

by Rick December 8, 2003

Narphel da Gartox

Means you're not making any sense you mooncricket

Yo, are you narpheling da gartox?

by Rick January 27, 2005

Hijacker

One who gets high -- usually with marijuana -- and proceeds to jack off.

See that guy over there? His roommates say he's a highjacker.

by Rick February 7, 2005