Definitions by Reginald Whattabone

Necrophilia 

Refering to a sexual act with the corpse of another human being.

Although Kenny didn't know that his first sexual experience was considered necrophilia, he was sure glad his parents gave him a shovel for Christmas.

Necrophilia by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

sodomy 

The adjectival reference to the biblical term for anal sex.

Although Joseph didn't mind the walk, registering for all these new Roman taxes felt like sodomy to him.

sodomy by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

bestiality

Refering to sexual relations between a human and an animal.

Deeply in love with Terry, Miranda had no idea what bestiality was, and she often wondered why he always kept small packets of peanut butter in his pants.

bestiality by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

wank 

A colloquial reference to male masturbation.

Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.

wank by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

G-spot 

A shorthand reference to the Graffenberg Spot, supposedly located inside the anterior of the vagina, which if properly stimulated induces the expulsion of a large volume of fluid from the vagina at orgasm.

Although Kenny was happy that Kathy could reach G-spot orgasm so quickly, he secretly wished that she hadn't pissed the bed.

G-spot by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

Feltch 

The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus.

After Wilbur feltched his boss upon his return from his Mexican vacation, Wilbur really needed to floss.

Feltch by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

queef 

Refering to the person or the sound produced by one who is consciously capable of sucking air into their vagina and expelling it in a manner such that it resembles the sound of a fart.

While Jimmy was unaware at the time, the reason his mother sounded like someone blowing across an empty bottle every time she wore a dress on a windy day, was because she was a queef.

queef by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003