Real_NoobToob's definitions

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Thicc

1) Beautifully fat.
2) Fat in all the right places.

Girl, you thicc!

by Real_NoobToob August 5, 2021

Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.

Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Sierra

That girl you can NEVER get to join a Hangouts call.

Sierra, please join the call. "I can't..."

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Motorolla

A phone made by Google.

NoobToob owns a Motorolla.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Trumpitis

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.

I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020