Real_NoobToob's definitions

Killophile

A person who loves killers; a person who finds being killed by a lover romantic.

So you want me to kill you? "Yes, I would find it so romantic, I am a killophile after all!"

by Real_NoobToob October 26, 2020

Sorry-ish

A word meaning "sorry but not sorry," but a simpler way of saying it.

Sorry that I hurt you, not sorry about what I did. So I'm Sorry-ish.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Alexa

Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.

Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.

Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Thicc

1) Beautifully fat.
2) Fat in all the right places.

Girl, you thicc!

by Real_NoobToob August 5, 2021

Do The Roar

A scene from Shrek that is often quoted to motivate someone to do something.
A way of peer pressuring someone.

Do the roar! Do it.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020