Real_NoobToob's definitions

Heckfire

1) Like hellfire, but with less brimstone and heat.
2) Sometimes refers to rapidly firing a weapon, such as an AK-47, at an in-game enemy.
3) An overpowered machine gun.
4) A way of saying "who cares," "B.S.," or "Whatever."

Imma rain heckfire down on you, boi!

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.

NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Mcbang

Like Mukbang, but where one eats large quantities of McDonald's food.

Mukbang is so 2000s, I'm living in 2021 by doing this new thing called Mcbang *chews Big Mac*

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.

Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Alexa

Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.

Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Libertarianism

The belief in letting others do what you deem to be wrong as long as it doesn't infringe on you.

NoobToob adheres to Libertarianism.

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020