Real_NoobToob's definitions

Motorolla

A phone made by Google.

NoobToob owns a Motorolla.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Cupcakes

An animated horror film of a My Little Pony cutting up another My Little Pony.

I watched Cupcakes and couldn't sleep for days!...

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Jamar Memes

Jamar Memes is a growing meme page on Instagram that makes memes relating to Bob Jones University, college in general, anything clean and funny, and so on.

Jamar Memes will become bigger than Bobstool... Just you wait.

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Haleigh

A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.

I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.

Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Alexa

Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.

Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020