Real_NoobToob's definitions

Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.

Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Thicc

1) Beautifully fat.
2) Fat in all the right places.

Girl, you thicc!

by Real_NoobToob August 5, 2021

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Macbang

When you or others eat the projectiles fired from a Mac 10.

I did a Macbang on Roblox today to some unsuspecting players.

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Jamar Memes

Jamar Memes is a growing meme page on Instagram that makes memes relating to Bob Jones University, college in general, anything clean and funny, and so on.

Jamar Memes will become bigger than Bobstool... Just you wait.

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Haleigh

A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.

I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.

NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020