Real_NoobToob's definitions

Dug Roof

Dug is a metrosexual Conservative dude with an obsession with Central Asia. Definitely a great guy and good to know when Geography is concerned. Just watch what you say around him because he will write it down and use it against you one day.

Dug Roof knows what you did ten yours ago like it happened yesterday...

by Real_NoobToob December 5, 2020

Elees Mollywack

Elees is a gal who comes across as intimidatingly to some, but once you get to know her she is everything but.

Elees Mollywack loves public speaking.

by Real_NoobToob December 5, 2020

Kuul

Cooler than cool; the ultimate coolness achievable.

Is Chris a cool dude? "No, he's a kuul dude."

by Real_NoobToob October 21, 2020

Killophile

A person who loves killers; a person who finds being killed by a lover romantic.

So you want me to kill you? "Yes, I would find it so romantic, I am a killophile after all!"

by Real_NoobToob October 26, 2020

Triple Sticks

A nickname for Bob Jones III, Chancellor of Bob Jones University.

Every time Triple Sticks speaks, a meme gets its wings.

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

Bobstool

Bobstool is a popular meme page at Bob Jones University.

Send your funny videos to Bobstool to be popular

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.

The mythical ratio of Thor's hammer is blah blah blah.

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020