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Alabama

You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.
by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
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Itty Bits

Refer to anything that the word sounds like it could refer to.
I put some Itty Bits on my ice cream.
by Real_NoobToob May 20, 2020
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Sierra

That girl you can NEVER get to join a Hangouts call.
Sierra, please join the call. "I can't..."
by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
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Trumpitis

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.
I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.
by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
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Cupcakes

An animated horror film of a My Little Pony cutting up another My Little Pony.
I watched Cupcakes and couldn't sleep for days!...
by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020
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Libertarianism

The belief in letting others do what you deem to be wrong as long as it doesn't infringe on you.
NoobToob adheres to Libertarianism.
by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020
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Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military
Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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