65 definitions by Real_NoobToob

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 15, 2021

Azbix

The state of being mad and happy all at once.

I am very Azbix today, ma'am. It's been a weird day...

by Real_NoobToob May 5, 2020

Cupcakes

An animated horror film of a My Little Pony cutting up another My Little Pony.

I watched Cupcakes and couldn't sleep for days!...

by Real_NoobToob June 7, 2020

Alabama

You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.

Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Itty Bits

Refer to anything that the word sounds like it could refer to.

I put some Itty Bits on my ice cream.

by Real_NoobToob May 21, 2020

Sierra

That girl you can NEVER get to join a Hangouts call.

Sierra, please join the call. "I can't..."

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Siri

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...

Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020