Real_NoobToob's definitions

Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Siri

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...

Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Sierra Carter

This kinda gal is country, gun lovin,' and a Christian; a friend who never leaves you.

Sierra Carter gave me a gun!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Dug Roof

Dug is a metrosexual Conservative dude with an obsession with Central Asia. Definitely a great guy and good to know when Geography is concerned. Just watch what you say around him because he will write it down and use it against you one day.

Dug Roof knows what you did ten yours ago like it happened yesterday...

by Real_NoobToob December 5, 2020

Thiccc

Someone who is very thick all over, like the Michelin Man.

Why you lookin' so thiccc, man?

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Tickish

A person easily ticked-off by others.
The transition between the state of just fine and ticked-off.

Bro, you're making me Tickish!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Love

A choice of devotion.

I love this cactus even though it stuck me.

by Real_NoobToob May 20, 2020