Real_NoobToob's definitions

Alabama

You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.

Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Sierra

That girl you can NEVER get to join a Hangouts call.

Sierra, please join the call. "I can't..."

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.

The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

God

God, you know, He created everything. Need I say more?

Thanks for my amazing life, God!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Christopher Barnett

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Sierra Carter

This kinda gal is country, gun lovin,' and a Christian; a friend who never leaves you.

Sierra Carter gave me a gun!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Sorry-ish

A word meaning "sorry but not sorry," but a simpler way of saying it.

Sorry that I hurt you, not sorry about what I did. So I'm Sorry-ish.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020