Clearly one of the best countries in the world. From its one airplane to its 97% obesity rate, Nauru is pretty much the shit. Got diabetes? No worries. So does everyone else on the island. Also note that it has the world's best international soccer team, with a 100% win percentage.
Friend: Yo where are you from?
Me: Nauru
Friend: Shittttt
by Nauru69 February 15, 2011
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Nauru is the world's smallest independent republic. It is a protectorate of Australia, and it's economy is based largely on the vanishing Phosphate Mines. Food is largely imported from Australia and India. There is a very low crime rate, but with the introduction of fire arms and guns the Island, people have become increasingly criminal.
by Nasir Tajvidi June 29, 2005
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Nauru is the world's smallest independent republic. It is a protectorate of Australia, and it's economy is based largely on the vanishing Phosphate Mines. Food is largely imported for Australia and India. There is a very low crime rate, but with the introduction of fire arms and guns the Island, people have become increasingly criminal.
by Nasir Tajvidi June 19, 2005
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An unbreakable union of 1000 years, first founded in 1967 when Baguetteland confederated with Nauru
The Baguette-Nauru internal affairs has died
by Boris Johnson 101 April 06, 2021
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The string figures of Nauru are among the most complex patterns produced on string in the world. The island nation of Nauru is the home of an anthropologically fascinating ethnic group whose customs are very similar to those on Polynesian islands.
Some of those Nauru string figures are really beautiful! I have a book that shows how to make them, but they're so tricky, I think I'll have to learn from a a pro like ISFA's Joe D'Antoni!
by pentozali May 24, 2006
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An island in the Pacific, no tourists, poor, relies on spam
Have you been to Nauru?
No, what's there to see
Lots of fat people and many spam, Ugh I never want to taste spam again
by jutinse October 18, 2021
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