Real_NoobToob's definitions

Smart Systems

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: [e-mail]
Phone: [phone]
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola

I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Do The Roar

A scene from Shrek that is often quoted to motivate someone to do something.
A way of peer pressuring someone.

Do the roar! Do it.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.

The mythical ratio of Thor's hammer is blah blah blah.

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.

I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.

by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020

Sorry-ish

A word meaning "sorry but not sorry," but a simpler way of saying it.

Sorry that I hurt you, not sorry about what I did. So I'm Sorry-ish.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Haleigh

A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.

I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Jamar Memes

Jamar Memes is a growing meme page on Instagram that makes memes relating to Bob Jones University, college in general, anything clean and funny, and so on.

Jamar Memes will become bigger than Bobstool... Just you wait.

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021