Real_NoobToob's definitions

Leah Scott

A very down-to-earth girl that is very mature for her age. She is competent and very kind. A good friend to have.

Leah Scott has lots of friends, unlike you, the reader.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Trumpitis

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.

I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Sorry-ish

A word meaning "sorry but not sorry," but a simpler way of saying it.

Sorry that I hurt you, not sorry about what I did. So I'm Sorry-ish.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Haleigh

A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.

I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Doomscrolling

Searching for the most depressing, conspiracy ridden, fake news online articles just to see how far some people will go with their ideas and views.

My life has been so much better since I quit Doomscrolling all the time.

by Real_NoobToob June 10, 2020

Helth

A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.

ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Christopher Barnett

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020