Real_NoobToob's definitions

God

God, you know, He created everything. Need I say more?

Thanks for my amazing life, God!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Boje

The stereotypical Bob Jones University student that goes to church no less than twice a week, wears nothing less than dress clothes, hymns only, snitches on others for listening to rock, pop, and some Christian musics, along with 'worshiping' Legalism--though they won't admit to it, or phrase it this way. These kinds of people are where all the bad stereotypes about Christians come from.

Dude you can't listen to Party in the USA on campus; I'm telling. "You're such a Boje!"

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Gasoline Park

1) The wrong way of saying "gas station."
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.

We're going to the gasoline park to refuel.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Alabama

You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.

Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Libertarianism

The belief in letting others do what you deem to be wrong as long as it doesn't infringe on you.

NoobToob adheres to Libertarianism.

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Trumpitis

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.

I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020