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Rachel Jackson

A nice Asian girl who has a great sense of humor. Always coming up with good ideas for memes and practical jokes.
I am friends with a Rachel Jackson.

Trumpitis 

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.
I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.
Trumpitis by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.
NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.

Gasoline Park

1) The wrong way of saying "gas station."
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.
We're going to the gasoline park to refuel.

National Christopher Day 

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.
I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.

Do The Roar 

A scene from Shrek that is often quoted to motivate someone to do something.
A way of peer pressuring someone.
Do the roar! Do it.

Free Lunch 

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.
Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!
Free Lunch by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020