Real_NoobToob's definitions

Jamar Memes

Jamar Memes is a growing meme page on Instagram that makes memes relating to Bob Jones University, college in general, anything clean and funny, and so on.

Jamar Memes will become bigger than Bobstool... Just you wait.

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Libertarianism

The belief in letting others do what you deem to be wrong as long as it doesn't infringe on you.

NoobToob adheres to Libertarianism.

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Yeetzer

To yeet while expressing great enthusiasm.

Here ir comes, Dan! Yeetzer!

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Sierra

That girl you can NEVER get to join a Hangouts call.

Sierra, please join the call. "I can't..."

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Trumpitis

The condition characterized by the following:
1) Lack of sleep, leading to Tweeting at all hours of the night.
2) Orange skin.
3) Name calling.
4) Intolerance of the Left.
5) Burger cravings.
6) Extra energy.
7) Increase in Patriotism.

I think I'm coming down with Trumpitis: I called my friend ant-American today.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Motorolla

A phone made by Google.

NoobToob owns a Motorolla.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020