Libertarianism

The belief in letting others do what you deem to be wrong as long as it doesn't infringe on you.

NoobToob adheres to Libertarianism.

by Real_NoobToob May 05, 2020

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 07, 2020

Motorolla

A phone made by Google.

NoobToob owns a Motorolla.

by Real_NoobToob May 10, 2020

Siri

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...

Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.

by Real_NoobToob May 07, 2020

FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.

I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.

by Real_NoobToob May 08, 2020

Sierra Carter

This kinda gal is country, gun lovin,' and a Christian; a friend who never leaves you.

Sierra Carter gave me a gun!

by Real_NoobToob May 04, 2020

Sierra

That girl you can NEVER get to join a Hangouts call.

Sierra, please join the call. "I can't..."

by Real_NoobToob May 04, 2020