Definitions by Real_NoobToob

FindyWifey 

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.

I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.

FindyWifey by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020

Siri 

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...

Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.

Siri by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Alexa 

Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.

Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."

Alexa by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Noah Thompson 

A boy with some Malaysian in him. He loves the Lord and is a great friend.

Noah Thompson crushes at Mario Cart!

Noah Thompson by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Leah Scott 

A very down-to-earth girl that is very mature for her age. She is competent and very kind. A good friend to have.

Leah Scott has lots of friends, unlike you, the reader.

Leah Scott by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Keila 

A very sweet Peruvian girl who can make anyone's day better.

Keila gave me chocolate! It was so good.

Keila by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Nathaniel Hackett 

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.

Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

Nathaniel Hackett by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020