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Toemultiplicationitis

A condition where toes start growing all over the bottom, and sometimes top, of the feet. This condition is curable by ingesting wasabi and rubbing it on the infected areas. If this condition persists, the toes will start to grow on the ankles, and in some rare cases, the hands.
Remember to drink lots of water and avoid calcium rich foods so Toemultiplicationitis does not get out of control.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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National Christopher Day

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.
I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.
by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
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Gapplesoft

A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.
Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Doomscrolling

Searching for the most depressing, conspiracy ridden, fake news online articles just to see how far some people will go with their ideas and views.
My life has been so much better since I quit Doomscrolling all the time.
by Real_NoobToob June 10, 2020
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Kuul

Cooler than cool; the ultimate coolness achievable.
Is Chris a cool dude? "No, he's a kuul dude."
by Real_NoobToob October 21, 2020
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God

Thanks for my amazing life, God!
by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
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Boje

The stereotypical Bob Jones University student that goes to church no less than twice a week, wears nothing less than dress clothes, hymns only, snitches on others for listening to rock, pop, and some Christian musics, along with 'worshiping' Legalism--though they won't admit to it, or phrase it this way. These kinds of people are where all the bad stereotypes about Christians come from.
Dude you can't listen to Party in the USA on campus; I'm telling. "You're such a Boje!"
by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020
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