Randy's definitions

greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like

my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.

by Randy December 2, 2004

magician randu

a wizard and mage of lore. a very gifted fellow gifted, whos name is randu

wow how the hell did magician randu pull that new fata cd out of mirc?! (he didn't he got it from te0t)

by randy September 8, 2003

mmk

A sound made by combining a mumble and the last half of "OK". Represents a distracted affirmation

"Could you do this for me?"
"Mmk..."

by Randy August 1, 2004

raw

When a vagina gets dry and sore from extended periods of penetration and stimulation.

You're getting raw, are you sure you don't want me to stop?

by Randy November 15, 2004

peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.

I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy

by Randy July 24, 2003

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on

porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt

by randy April 24, 2005

ass raiding commando

adj; homosexual who loves the cock in his ass

dude, this guy is an ass raiding commando

by randy January 13, 2005