Ranchgirls's definitions

Cancervix

A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.

Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.

by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021

Swap Meat

A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.

Hey girl, I can't wait the the geriatric international swap meat in April.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

hership

The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.

Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Raunchy Heimlich

When you're tag teaming a bitch doggystyle and guy #1 fucks her so hard that she pukes all over guy #2s dick. Unphased guy 2 crams his dick back down her throat makes her shit on guy #1s dick.

I think we're both gonna need a shower bro, that raunchy heimlich was fuckin' intense brother.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020