When 2 gays are wrapped up in one poncho either because they are either both mexican or as poor as Mexicans.
by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020
A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.
by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020
The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
Yeah dude, that new chick who works at the smoothie kiosk is hella fine but my brothers friends told me they all ratcanned her last spring break.
by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020
A prolapsed butthole.
Holy shitballs bro! I can't believe your fiance is the chick with the pink sleepingbag from that porno.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020