Definitions by Ranchgirls

starvert 

A person who fantasizes about fucking people who are more famous than themselves.

Wow what a starvert offered me a bj to autograph her tit.

starvert by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

kiltef 

Kid
I'd
Like
To
Eventually
Fuck
( as in when they become of legal age)

Hey Kevin Johnson that girl from Oak Park you gave a scholarship to looks like a real Kiltef

kiltef by Ranchgirls June 12, 2022

cuckmire 

A fetish where 1 lesbian wears a plaid blazer and is merely observing her female partner who is doing a dude with a strapon.

Hell yeah that was an epic cuckmire Jules, can't wait to see what else is in store.

cuckmire by Ranchgirls June 9, 2022

Steedophile 

Someone who finds male horses arousing.

The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.

Steedophile by Ranchgirls June 2, 2022

Capri-Son 

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.

I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.

Capri-Son by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022

nazarmeth

The horribly bland and substandard synthetic drug that the powers at be try to pass off as crystal methamphetamine.

Damn bro, thank God for nazarmeth, on the old stuff I would forget to feed my baby.

nazarmeth by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

Grimasm

The self induced pleasure felt by telling a cringeworthy joke to a group of individuals whonrgough capable of sensing its humor are too afraid of social backlash to laugh.

I totally had a grimasm at my grandmas funeral when I walked up to the casket and squeezed her lifeless breast implants.

Grimasm by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021