Ranchgirls's definitions

Ugandan unabomber

When a guest takes a dump in your bathroom sink then fills it up with warm water and invites the rest of his refugee family over for soup.

So the current exchange student is a total Ugandan unabomber, don't you guys do background checks on these people?

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

COV POS

The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.

by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

Hacker Lab

A place where you can do everything from reverse engineering an internal penis pump to 3D printing facial reconstructions for Shriners Hospitals.

Hey Caleb, we got the implant back from the hacker lab and we're ready to operate.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.

Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Ranchet

An identity which is half ranch girl and half ratchet.

Bro, she is the queen of the entire ranchet community here in east sacramento.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023