Salty Cumbath

Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.

"Hey Beverly,

Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."

by Ranchgirls July 25, 2022

Botswana Bambi

A white chick lost in the ghetto.

Check out the botswana bambi, damn she must be far from the comforts of home.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

All Leather

A band that sounds like the soundtrack to a gay preschool postnoisecore moombaton aesthetic.

Have you guys ever listened to All Leather?

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

Micker

A derogatory slur denoting Anglo-Saxon lineage.

Scottish person in East London. Obsxure kilt micker punk band from Vancouver BC in the late 90's.

by Ranchgirls December 03, 2020

Iraqi quinceanera

The vile, unconscionable act of selling your daughter to human traffickers before the age of 5 for the purpose of maximizing ones profits.

Wow the hummus at the last iraqi quinceanera was the best i've ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Beard salad

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.

Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020