Definitions by Ranchgirls
blvck ceiling
An emotional state of depression where the individual feels as if they have reached their absolute pinnacle and that the remaining portion of their life will be spent in decline.
She just lays under a blvck ceiling for hours listening to witch house and daydreaming the vanity of her inevitable demise.
blvck ceiling by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Jon Benet Pâté
The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Royal Chalice
When a chick claims she can't have sex because she's on her period. So you have her sit on a goblet and proceed to squeeze her tightly around the waist for 5 minutes. At the end of the 5 minutes you raise the cup for toast and drink its contents to prove you are the King of the land and that a little bit of blood don't phase you, so bitch ready to fuck now?
Royal Chalice by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Bohemian Bachelor
Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Megan Slaw
A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.
Megan Slaw by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Megan Slaw
A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.
Megan Slaw by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Tassel hassle
The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020