A treatment which consists of tallying up a loosely prescribed number of rebound fucks with the intention of creating distance between you and your ex main lover.
by Ranchgirls January 01, 2021
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by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
Get the tampron mug.When the gardener convinces the cleaning senorita to hastily perform a traditional or spicy "hot carl" maneuver in one of the unoccupied rooms before their lunch siesta.
I was shocked when I came back from windsurfing and found the cleaning senorita was crying in the shower while the maintenance guy was just laying there on the floor. With that hot carlita dried chilli that spilled all over his face and down the ferociously chewed layers of seranwrap that had been spooled around his head.
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
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Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?
Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.
Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.
by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020
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Damn dude I cannot believe you slept with that feral carnie last night, I must admit you're quite the zombie bomber.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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