hooplah

the sound poop would make were it to come out of your mouth

HOOOOOPLAAAAHH (best said with a gay twang)

by Ryan March 07, 2003

The Kelly and Klein or K n K

To have a 6 and 9 in your hole cards in texas hold'em.

I won that hand with the K n K

by Ryan June 03, 2004

sni

sni is an abreviation for spontanious nut itch, also known as spontanious nad itch. which simply means a random itching of the testicular area. this includes the pubic area and genitalia

"BAHHHHHHHHHHH i just got a major SNI, scratch my nuts for me will ya?"

by ryan June 05, 2005

modnar

Yell it out.. MODNAR! It's Random backwards, but random is old. So out with the old, and in with the new!

someone: what the hell was that?
another: MODNAR!!!!

by Ryan June 07, 2003

asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.

Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.

by Ryan December 28, 2004

cuntrageous

Adjective used to describe an undesirable situation or event.

"Oh no I missed the bus ... cuntrageous!"

by Ryan September 13, 2004

Equorg

A peach like fruit grown in the depths of EQUADIA

"id like a large equorg juice thanks"

by Ryan April 13, 2004