RYAN's definitions

Seis-Nut

The one who has three testicles per side.

I am Seis-Nut. I have more balls than you can ever imagine.

by Ryan January 24, 2003

roadie

An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons

Hey roadie, I need a new pic for my guitar.

by Ryan May 8, 2003

pino

person short in height with small attributes.

Raph is pino

by Ryan April 2, 2004

Renis

an improper writing of "penis" attributed to a refrigerator at Born in America Restaurant and Pizza Kitchen.

"What does that say on the fridge... renis?"

by Ryan March 18, 2004

Scoon

An object obtained by the act of buzzling

That man is buzzling scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004

shark

A variation on the shocker, with the addition of a "fin" - the thumb, also known as the roamer, used to stroke the clitoris.

Once you shark, you never go back

by Ryan August 14, 2002

stairway to heaven

1. only the first half of the song has simple guitar chords, then folk and rock parts of the song contain extremely difficult chords, especially Jimmy Page's guitar solo, which is the greatest of all time.
2. the lyrics are beautiful and far from cheesy

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul

by Ryan February 2, 2004