RYAN's definitions

gheytor

n. - One whom owns all; A lethal weapon used for mass destruction

This guy just gheytored a whole village

by Ryan May 28, 2004

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Polygamy

See Utah or Mormons

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists

by Ryan December 1, 2004

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

by Ryan April 14, 2004

Yurrie

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Yurrie is a cock-juggling thunder cunt

by Ryan December 14, 2004

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 2, 2003

wacker

A fire-person who is overly enthusiastic about the fireservice.

For example the guy with way too many blue lights on his truck or the guy who always wears gay fire shirts.

by Ryan March 30, 2004