RNPS's definitions

Third World

Not being cleaned-up to interact with others. This could include recently taken a dump, not being showered, not having brushed teeth, &/or dirty home.

I'd love to have you over now, but I'm too third world.

Man, she smells third world.

by RNPS June 1, 2007

holidump

The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.

Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.

by RNPS January 10, 2008

c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

by RNPS December 9, 2008

afterburner

A fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.

Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.

by RNPS January 13, 2008

partyflow

The resulting movement of people from a crowded space to a more open one. A floorplan with a circular path that allows one to not be trapped in an area. A good example is a kitchen with openings on two sides.

Person 1: "Thankfully, this house has great partyflow."
Person 2: "Ya, we didn't get trapped in the kitchen with only one way out."
Person 1: "I almost felt like I was squeezed-out the other side."

by RNPS October 9, 2007

gummy bear

In group sex, when men gather around a fat, hairy man (the bear) and jack-off on him. Some may chant "gummy bear" repeatedly.

Dude, I was at this wild sex party last night - we gave this guy a gummy bear.

by RNPS August 7, 2007

air train

a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.

Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!

by RNPS February 8, 2009