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Oughttowa

A city in Canada where people should do certain sensible things, but aren't.
If you're looking for north-of-da-border hypocrites and procrastinators to hang out wif, head to Oughttowa.
by QuacksO April 23, 2023
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protoplasm pirate-phrases

"Treasure chest" and "booty", as in, the sumptuous T&A "riches" which any "curvaceously attractive" lady possesses, and which horny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer's ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. Plus a girl's "bodily valuables" can never be "spent 'n' squandered" the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie's delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are "savored and enjoyed". And of course, in the case of the ample "treasures" on a buxom gal's "treasure chest", the overall "volume" of her delightful "treasures" actually **increases** with "regular use", since a girl's boobs grow bigger and fuller the more they're played with, especially if said "recreation" occurs while the chick is still in her more "youthful years", such as between her late teens to early thirties.
Bored history-class student: I'm not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but I do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom I befriend --- they always have the biggest giggle-fits when I joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.
by QuacksO February 13, 2017
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karayolke

An open-mike venue where they throw eggs at you if you sing horribly.
If da King and Duke had tried their hands at singing, they would likely have gotten "karayolkeed" by da disgusted crowd, just as they would have been pelted wif rotten organic projectiles on da costume-show stage if they hadn't hightailed it off right before da third show-night.
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
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orders

One of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” --- something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. While it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.
Travelling company salesman: Boy, did I get two big orders today!
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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seanery

What you're promised on an ocean cruise, but generally it's only what you'd expect to see if you venture out on da "wavy water --- just endless expanses of brine and lots of herring gulls!
In Lewis Carrol's hilarious poem, "The Hunting of the Snark", da navigationally-clueless captain of da hunting-party used a "complete and absolute blank" map of "da sea", which was "without da least vestige of land". Just plain old "seanery" to be had out in da middle of da Atlantic, he probably figured, so why use a map dat shows anything different?
by QuacksO April 5, 2024
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, etc.

A wonderful "catch-all" notation that basically "lets you off the hook" and allows you to do whatever you please if all other parties involved agree to it.
One should be very wary about signing/agreeing to something that includes ", etc." at the end of a line, since this basically gives the agreement's profferer "carte blanche" or "the sky's the limit" permission to have/do whatever he/she pleases --- if someone squawks, he can always run back to that wonderful little "etc." word in da agreement and say, "Hey, you guys implied that I could do anything I saw fit, this is just one of those!"
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
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regretel

What an animal wif a securely-gripping prehansel tail never feels when hanging from a branch.
Maybe if da two famous fairy-tale children had possessed preHANSEL tails, they might have been able to traverse da forest by swinging through da tree-tops, and thus they could have avoided feeling da reGRETELs of getting caught by da wicked candy-cottage witch, since she could not have reached them when they were up dat high.
by QuacksO June 4, 2023
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