alement

Self-inflicted injury sustained with the aid of booze (ale to be specific, but applies equally to other fermented drinks).
A)- C)'s not in today then?
B)- Nah, he's got some mystery alement, a broken toe.
A)- How's that a mystery?
B)- He has no idea how it happened.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
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alement

Alcohol in its most basic elemental form. Atomic number is difficult to track because of unpredictable movment of particles.
John discovered the alement for moonshine last night.
by Sawdust Prophet October 18, 2010
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ginger alement

Any common sickness for which the household 'cure' is ginger ale is known as a ginger alement.
After a few hours of the heaves I have finally graduated to a ginger alement, since I can now keep down liquids.
by Neologian-PJG March 05, 2013
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