Definitions by QuacksO
reverse/hypocritical teaching
Refers to where a schoolteacher requests his students to tell him the answer to a English/history question, math problem, etc. ("Now --- who can tell me what the answer is in this case?", or "I want you to fill in the blank on your page there, to tell me what the answer is")... not only does this strange behavior indicate that the teacher is apparently not qualified for his job, since **he** seemingly doesn't even know the answer himself (plus maybe the question is even too difficult/advanced for his students, if even he --- as an "educated grownup" --- doesn't even seem to know the answer; perhaps he should therefore not even be asking this excessively-advanced question of his much-younger/less-learned students), but it also directly flies in the face of his otherwise strict policy of never answering a question that a student asks **him** about a particular example on a test, but instead insisting that the student laboriously toil to find out the answer for himself.
Disgruntled second-grade student: I wish they'd let us have a better-informed teacher --- she expects US to supply HER with knowledge many times every day, rather than HER teaching US, the way she's supposed to! Talk about reverse/hypocritical teaching --- where'd SHE ever get her teacher's certification, anyway, if she's THAT dumb and uneducated?!??
reverse/hypocritical teaching by QuacksO February 17, 2017
Debutante's Inferno
A lengthy poetic tome detailing the media firestorm surrounding the infamous Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, and the aftermath of political "red-hot coals" that is still smoldering to this day.
Since Debutante's Inferno became "required reading" in high-school English class, teenagers all across the country are starting to behave just like "Willie and his willy" --- in their eyes, if even a full-blown (pun not intended!) president of the United States can get away scot-free with sordid behavior like this, why shouldn't they be allowed to indulge their own raging-hormone-drenched cravings, too?
Debutante's Inferno by QuacksO February 16, 2017
Alan Greenspam
Ever since the ultra-capable Alan Greenspam retired, everyone's e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite massive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.
Alan Greenspam by QuacksO February 16, 2017
slumber-hug
Where the presence of the person you're embracing feels so relaxing/reassuring that you actually doze off while you two are clasping each other.
It's a sure sign that a girl totally likes and trusts you if she falls asleep in your arms after a few minutes of canoodling, but you know that she's REALLY into you if she actually views a ten-second embrace as a slumber-hug and goes totally limp halfway through it, and so you then have to gently lay her down on a couch or bed and let her "sleep it off" for half an hour!
slumber-hug by QuacksO February 15, 2017
temptention
The urge to camp out in the woods for a comparatively short period of time ("TEMPorarily live in a TENT"); this feeling usually develops when your presence at home would be undesirable/inconvenient, such as when you're wanted by the cops, or your over-the-age-of-legal-adulthood status interferes with your family's receiving state/federal assistance. This craving to "rough it" is usually fairly easy to fulfill if the weather is reasonably mild, since all you'll need to adequately survive is a small tent and a few clothes and blankets and other basic accessories. Plus in most cases your house is not going to be watched 24/7, and so usually you can sneak back home for midnight visits a couple times a week to shower and replenish your food/toiletries before slinking back to your remote campsite, while still allowing your family members to truthfully tell the authorities, "Oh, he doesn't live here anymore" if they come asking about you during the daytime. And then, once the heat is off (such as when "they" eventually give up looking for you, or after the desired government-assistance is supplied), you can quietly return to your home, and then keep a fairly low profile till the community gradually becomes re-accustomed to your presence.
The regulations for low-income-family assistance are not written with human reality in mind, and so there's a lot of temptention for assistance-seekers to "remotely conceal" various family members while the eligibility-evaluation proceedings are being carried out.
temptention by QuacksO February 14, 2017
protoplasm pirate-phrases
"Treasure chest" and "booty", as in, the sumptuous T&A "riches" which any "curvaceously attractive" lady possesses, and which horny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer's ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. Plus a girl's "bodily valuables" can never be "spent 'n' squandered" the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie's delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are "savored and enjoyed". And of course, in the case of the ample "treasures" on a buxom gal's "treasure chest", the overall "volume" of her delightful "treasures" actually **increases** with "regular use", since a girl's boobs grow bigger and fuller the more they're played with, especially if said "recreation" occurs while the chick is still in her more "youthful years", such as between her late teens to early thirties.
Bored history-class student: I'm not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but I do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom I befriend --- they always have the biggest giggle-fits when I joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.
protoplasm pirate-phrases by QuacksO February 13, 2017