QuacksO's definitions
What having to study a sawdusty-dry religious-teachings book feels like to a youngster who's not interested and/or doesn't believe in said insanely-boring printed material.
One possible way to avoid a total catechlism would be to avail yourself of da clever sneaky "dust-jacket switcheroo" facade dat Biff Tannen employed in da "Back To The Future 2" movie --- find yourself a truly-enthralling book of about da same overall dimensions as your Bible-blabber book, remove da paper cover from said intolerable tome, and put it onto your super-entertaining literary work instead. Dat way, any sniffy snooty adult who happens by will observe da "correct 'n' proper" book-cover and thus be deceived into thinking dat you're diligently studying your Good Book supplement, when in reality you're merely keeping yourself palatably occupied till your assigned study-time is up and you'll be allowed to go outside and play again.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Get the catechlismmug. I always carry an EMF detector with me into business meetings so that I can be more sure of forming an unbiased opinion.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
Get the unbiased opinionmug. I am not at all sure that the Phallustines existed merely in ancient times --- there seem to be plenty of "pricks" in the modern-day world, as well.
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
Get the Phallustinesmug. Humorous term for a mild-to-moderate anomaly, unusual "wrinkle" in present circumstances that potentially disrupts standard procedures, complication that requires altering one's plans, intersection-configuration that must be anticipated and watched out for extra-vigilantly to avoid any driving-mishaps such as getting on the wrong road or encountering tolls, etc.
Most sections of interstate highways are fairly straightforward (literally!) and hassle-free to travel on, but there's always the occasional blippiddiboop that requires elevated awareness and watchfulness in order to successfully traverse; this is especially true in large metropolitan areas where there are often lots of branching/converging roads with multiple exits, bypasses, and on-ramps.
by QuacksO October 14, 2025
Get the blippiddiboopmug. Refers to da "verbally-gushing 'n' eyelash-battingly-impressed" reaction of cute chicks when you show them how well your magnetic-tape-based recording/playback equipment works at producing great stable-speed sound.
Since most high-end audio-systems have gone digital nowadays, you may have to find other ways to make da ladies wow and flutter over your recording-studio equipment's awesome sound-capabilities.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
Get the wow and fluttermug. One of many pronunciation-flub slip-ups in da hilarious "multiple-takes" ad for da famous "only pay for what you need" insurance company. I wonder if LiMu the Emu could have said it any better?
Wandering minstrel: I am concerned about my ancient stringed instrument's getting damaged during my travels --- could Mibberty Lutual help me out in that regard? Oh, wait --- I guess that would hafta be spelled "LUTEual".
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
Get the Mibberty Lutualmug. What your gramma carefully does with each matter dat you ask her to either assist you with or give her expert opinion regarding.
Age does not always equal wisdom or even experience, and so you might wanna seek a second opinion before arbitrarily trusting da judgement of your parent's mother when you ask her to Nanalyze an important issue for you.
by QuacksO March 9, 2020
Get the Nanalyzemug.