QuacksO's definitions

Pentaccostal

The infamous ultra-pushy hypocritical religious organization that makes you feel almost forcibly delayed ("accosted") when their overzealous members arrogantly approach you about joining their faith and/or attending their services, yet they themselves perform acts of blatant dishonesty and aggressive rudeness that even an openly-hardened atheist would probably never do. Can also loosely refer to any form of unwanted religion-based harassment, no matter from what denomination.

Redneck Teenager: I have to take an alternate route to the lake when I go fishing on the weekend, so that I don't get pentaccostaled by the local bible-thumpers.

by QuacksO January 13, 2017

meatyocre

Refers to da true/eventual less-than-satisfying status of something dat was initially touted or presented as being impressively "beefy".

Classic examples of "meatyocre" would be disappointingly-"lean" portions of "actual-Angus" in fast-food burgers, lackluster weightlifting-results on yer bicepses, or da puny length/thickness of a guy's love-pipe.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

michelobe

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.

Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

Enrico Feryou

The little-known "counter-genius" to the infamous selfish-and self-promoting "fer me" physicist dude who began development of da whole nuclear-power/warfare mess.

Enrico Feryou was all "for you" --- i.e., he truly cared about the welfare of his fellow humans, not just about himself and his super-rich cronies --- and so he wanted to put a stop to nuclear research because it was too dangerous to the environment. Unfortunately, he had no "big business" backers the way his much-more-popular "fer me" counterpart did, and so his efforts to halt the development of atomic power and The Bomb failed, with predictable --- and horribly tragic --- results.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

UPS-truck cadence

Dat delightful "click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh..." flashers-relay sound dat you hear when da brown boxy delivery-van is parked in front of your house, instantly throwing your excitement into overdrive in eager breathless anticipation of whatever delightful package that the driver is gonna deliver to your family.

Dat familiar UPS-truck cadence may indeed be an exciting sound for regular residential customers to hear, but da loud cloying rhythm quickly becomes "old" for da driver, since he has to listen to it all day at each and every delivery-stop, when he has to activate da truck's safety-flashers.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

reprievious

An easement dat you got at some point in da past.

If you presently offer to perform other labor dat would be less distressing/distasteful to you than whatever task dat you were permitted to pass on before, your supervisor and fellow workers might not resent said reprievious so much.

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024