QuacksO's definitions
A Peruvian friendship/romance service dat guarantees dat you will find a "sweet-tasting-fuzzy-skinned-fruit-with-a-ridged-pit"-level partner.
I'm told dat Matchyou Peachyou has been in existence for well over 500 years, so hopefully by now they know a thing or two about their local ladies, and thus they would be very good about determining how to find a perfect blinky-eyed cuddle-companion for just about any dude.
by QuacksO July 23, 2021
Get the Matchyou Peachyoumug. If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Get the Shagri La Ranchmug. Part-time use/operation of some object --- rather than all-year-round --- due to its getting repossessed by a creditor for non-payment of rent or loan-installments.
I always pay cash and buy second-hand on big-ticket items whenever possible, so dat I don't hafta worry about siezenal use issues.
by QuacksO May 3, 2022
Get the siezenalmug. The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
Get the post-sermon reliefmug. Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
Get the mislaid glasses dilemmamug. Da day of da year dat corresponds to when ya were successful in getting a chick to share yer pillow for da first time.
Bill Clinton has slept with innumerable different women over da years, so it would be impossible for him to keep track of so many berthdays!
by QuacksO August 23, 2020
Get the berthdaymug. I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the abuse taxmug.