propergator

A genuine and socially-diligent large reptile who actively promotes da virtues and usefulness of his species.

Perhaps a select few people might indeed be brave (or foolish!) enough to actually stand still and listen to what a propergator has to say, but as for me, I still view all of those huge toothy beasts as dangerous and unpredictable --- if one of them approached me, I'd waste no time in making myself scarce: "See ya later, alligator --- after a while, crocodile!"

by QuacksO September 30, 2022

Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.

Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

auntcestry

Da genealogy of yer biological uncle's wife.

I already know my own folks' history, so it's fun to explore da auntcestry of all da ladies who have married into da family.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

awristocrat

High-toned high-society person who either wears expensive watches and/or bracelets, or merely gets a nominal court-ordered penalty --- i.e., a minuscule "slap" --- which is neither an adequate punishment for nor a significant deterrent against whatever crimes he is committing.

So many rich mucky-mucks in da public eye with Rolexes, heavy jewel-studded-gold bangle-bands, and "ins" in da legal system --- what a rotten bunch of awristocrats!

by QuacksO August 07, 2023

shack and shill

Refers to rigged real-estate bidding on a rickety dump of a dwelling... an elevated location --- and a nearby H2O source --- is optional.

If Shack and Shill went up da hill to fetch a pail of water, did they pay a "sky-high" price for said clear fluid, and use "liquid assets" to purchase it???

by QuacksO July 14, 2021

brewnette

A dark-haired chick who loves to toss down da malted beverages.

I appreciate da flattering attention and warm-hearted companionship of any nice lady, and thus I never am judgemental of their faults or quirks. So if an ebony-haired cutie is pleasant-mannered and sociable to me, I really don't care if she's a brewnette or not; I only ask dat she doesn't drink during da time dat I'm actually spending time wif her.

by QuacksO June 04, 2021

Minisoda

Da central-northern U.S. state where small-size containers of non-alcoholic bubbly are bottled.

I hear that there are more branches of Belchers Anonymous in Minisoda than in any other state.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019