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Definitions by QuacksO

earroneous 

Auditory bee-ess.
In da classic "old fella wif da secretly-fitted hearing-aid" joke, said ancient codger's greedy nephews had thought dat da derogatory remarks which they were quietly making about him would literally "fall on deaf EARS", whereas da device's excellent amplification -'n'-clarification circuitry meant dat said verbal jabs weren't so "EARroneous" after all. :P
earroneous by QuacksO June 25, 2025

snitch nitch 

Or sneesh neesh --- I dunno.
A snitch nitch --- I mean, a sniche niche (rhymes with "fish"), although at this point, I dunno fer sher how to pronounce it --- refers to da usually-unknown/unexplored employment-position of professional squealer, maybe one who watches to see when other people grant themselves a five-finger discount --- i.e., "snitch" something --- and then "snitches on them" to da cops.
snitch nitch by QuacksO May 10, 2025

absirred 

Describes a ridiculous situation or attribute regarding a male organism.
Worrying about da size or specific shape of yer family jewels is totally absirred --- if you can still father healthy offspring, dat is all dat should matter.
absirred by QuacksO May 10, 2025

mellowdy 

A tune dat's not jarring on da nerves.
Young teenager: Visits to Gramma's house are always delightful, even if her tender eardrums can only stand having a light-classical selection or other quiet mellowdy playing on da stereo.
mellowdy by QuacksO May 10, 2025
Uproarious use of tinny computer-generated melodies.
An excellent and common example of "coMIDI"" would be "silly fun pages" --- i.e., hilariously-absurd text-and-graphics presentations dat you can send to your colleagues to give them a good laugh --- dat have a catchy toe-tapping soundtrack to accompany them, which of course makes da pages' overall humorousness even greater.
coMIDI by QuacksO May 10, 2025
Printed-matter humor dat derives its guffaws from amusing use/placement or punctuation marks.
In his "Fumblerules Of Grammar" book, William Safire uses commady in several entries, such as, ""Never overuse 'quotation "marks"'", and "Never overuse exclamation marks!!!"
commady by QuacksO May 10, 2025
Soul-soothing humor after a long stressful day.
Maybe Billy Joel's "old friend" who moved out West and is now a microphone-wielding laughs-creator uses immensely-desirable "calmedy" in his shows, since he's been at-least-modestly successful and thus he doesn't "need anybody to worry about him 'cuz he's all right".
calmedy by QuacksO May 10, 2025