Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
The most recent crop of humans who have been apathetically corrupted by watching petty-sensational-BS talk-shows on cable.
Old fogy: I can't believe what horrid selfish lazy crap comes outta the mouths of the ellendegeneration these days... why, when I was a child, we had to blaw, blaw, blah, blah...
by QuacksO January 29, 2017
Used to describe an action or idea which is within the realm of reason, given the deafeningly-noisy storm that was raging at the time.
Motorist: I would have stopped for you earlier, Pal, but I never heard you till just now --- this storm drowned out your horn till you got closer behind me.
Motorist's buddy, who had been honking for him to pull over so that he could tell him something: That's thunderstandable --- I'd figgered as much.
Motorist's buddy, who had been honking for him to pull over so that he could tell him something: That's thunderstandable --- I'd figgered as much.
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
The real reason that those huge dark-gray flightless birds with the oversized weird-looking beaks aren't found in the wild anymore... we didn't kill them; they all just got sold off to the highest bidder, and now a few people are hoarding them on remote farms.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
The dense shower of water-droplets made by a large bird-of-prey when it swoops down to the surface of a lake or river to grab a fish.
I love watching raptors on the lake in the early morning just after dawn, when they make such delightful and magnificent bright-sunlight-illuminated osprays whenever they swoop down to snatch food from the water.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.
Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".
by QuacksO July 18, 2021
A playful "being sociable" game where ya "layeringly" stack up yer hands with those of one or more friends, then ya yank yer "bottom" hand out from da pile and place it on top of da stack of hands, then the next person yanks his hand out from da bottom of da stack and places it on top, and so on.
I love playing circle of friends wif all da pretty girls I meet in da town square, but if we have da use of a picnic table or other elevated flat surface, I also enjoy sharing a round or two of hand-stack wif da cuties afterwards --- nuthin' quite so good at bringing da delighted/amused giggles outta dem.
by QuacksO August 03, 2018