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verb. To correct improper grammar, pronunciation and/or punctuation. A reference to William Safire, lexicologist for the New York Times Magazine.
Herb: How is term paper-grading coming along in your class this semester?
Craig: Dude, I had to Safire so many semicolons, it was atrocious.

Janet: And I was all: "Are you for real?" And he was like: "Totally."
Crissy: Don't you mean; "I asked: 'are you for real?', and he replied: 'totally'"?
Janet: Actually, it is functionally correct to use "all" and "like" in the quotative, especially when engaged in colloquial conversation.
Crissy: Well I'll be Safired.
Safire by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008
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Safire • Safire Legends • satire • safirah • safie • safije • safir • Safira • Safiriia • Safiye
The gamer girl. Friends with the guys and the coolest chick around. Naughty underneath.
Safire beat me last night so I owed her some tongue.
Safire by Chokeabitch123456 December 20, 2016

Safire Legends 

a Title to a game that has not been released yet. This game bases off of the old Dungeons and Dragons Books and Star Ocean Time lines, as well as Final Fantasy and Legend of Zelda ideas and creations. Not only does this game contain things from those games, but any game which goes beyond the normal in their ideas and reaches out to the interests of fellow gamers.

The title Safire Legends was thought up from a few different factors, one being, the game consists of many Legends and Stories to be Told and lived, whether for the first time or once again. Also the god Safire has an important role in the game which getting details on can only be obtained by playing the game itself.
"Lets play some Safire Legends"
Safire Legends by Kaz C. May 29, 2008
The name of a person, typically female, originally from the word "Sapphire" - a blue jewel. Safiras tend to be bubbly, have a great sense of humour, and usually get on well with most people.
Hi, my name is Safira.
Safira by Inimbi August 20, 2011

Shitty Satire 

Offensive Words Or Statements Said Just To Be Said. They Are Said With No Intent To Be Funny, Comedic Or Have Humor Involved. Shitty Satire Is Mostly Used With No Context, Meaning, Considered Socially Unexpectable And Highly Offensive To Most People. Not To Be Confused With Terms Such As "Jokes", "Dark Humor" Or "Offensive Humor" Where They Need A Punchline Or Where It Is Meant To Be Funny.
"The Reason I Said Those Offensive Things Was For Shitty Satire. I Didn't Mean It At All."
Shitty Satire by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023
Safirah is a kind-hearted woman,born in a lovely family.She has a beautiful face,always makes people around her laugh,and love to have many friends.She dreamt to find a ‘syed’ to accompany her in her life.
Look at the beautiful Safirah,I must help him to find her syed.
safirah by Lucas Syntium December 30, 2017
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