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Printed-matter humor dat derives its guffaws from amusing use/placement or punctuation marks.
In his "Fumblerules Of Grammar" book, William Safire uses commady in several entries, such as, ""Never overuse 'quotation "marks"'", and "Never overuse exclamation marks!!!"
commady by QuacksO May 10, 2025
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corn hole commado 

1.One who hunts corn hole like he is on a military mission.
2.A fag
That fag is a corn hole commado.
corn hole commado by AROND July 20, 2007
- The feeling of being so 'not-amused' that you might just slip into a coma.

- When comedy just ain't comical.
Donna: I watched this Billy Connolly stand-up DVD with my brother and I was so bored. I nearly slipped into a comady!
Martha: Really? I think Connolly is good for laughs, except sometimes I find what he says to be a little incomprehensible.
Comady by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

blue commadore

Sexy drag racer guy who does sick a$$ fucken skids at traffic lights.
“Damn look at that sexy blue commadore”
“The driver of that blue commadore is hot”

Commedy Racist 

A Person who enjoys a good joke about any religion, race or other similar thing, but doesn't actually agree with the message of said jokes.
Jimmy is such a commedy racist. He can laugh about anything and yet he is such a tolerant person.
Commedy Racist by SpickyGecko November 16, 2016
Being in "pauses" and "snooze". A state where someone introspects in his own world.

Combination of "comma" (pause) and "doze" (snooze); creating a wordplay for "Comatose".
You looked commadozed.

When will you stop commadozing?

I'm feeling something I can't comprehend. I feel commadozed right now.
Commadoze by Retrowordica August 31, 2026
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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