I hear that the Shiite Muslins' white cotton clothing helps keep them cool in the intense desert heat; I wonder if they would be even cooler if they wore silk?
by QuacksO September 21, 2019
Get the Shiite Muslinsmug. Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.
Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
Get the stumble-spluttermug. I don't trust conventional-medicine doctors, so I would wanna use an anisethetic instead of an artificial treatment if I needed to have painful surgery.
by QuacksO March 14, 2021
Get the anisetheticmug. Putting a "wipe your paws" welcome-mat outside yer front door may indeed prompt amused smiles and cleanliness-compliance actions from human visitors, but since animals cannot read, getting them to obey said directive would be impawssible.
by QuacksO February 21, 2025
Get the impawssiblemug. A fiercely-devout tribe of war-like African Natives who went around slaughtering anyone who didn't convert to their religion.
I've always observed that mainstream religion has a horrific amount of fighting and killing associated with it, and the Maasaiah tribe's behavior proves it.
by QuacksO December 09, 2018
Get the Maasaiahmug. Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.
Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
by QuacksO February 05, 2023
Get the simperthymug. 1. Demolition derbies, monster truck rallies, dynamiting of large buildings or rock-faces, and any other events that involve massive/noisy destruction.
2. Entertainment that includes drinking, gambling, drug use, etc, and/or which involves the unwise/excessively-wearing operations of vehicles or other equipment, causing the participants’ lives to be partially/totally ruined by debt, destroyed/damaged property, jail time, lost employment, interpersonal conflict, etc.
2. Entertainment that includes drinking, gambling, drug use, etc, and/or which involves the unwise/excessively-wearing operations of vehicles or other equipment, causing the participants’ lives to be partially/totally ruined by debt, destroyed/damaged property, jail time, lost employment, interpersonal conflict, etc.
Juiced-up dude, eagerly admiring another young man’s shiny “jacked up” 4X4 pickup truck: “Cooool… nice set o’ WHEELS, Man… hey, wanna join me in the big mud-running contest this Saturday?”
Truck’s owner: “No thanks, Pal --- no insult whatever to you or your buddies, but I wanna keep this truck in mint condition for as long as possible, so I’m just using it for regular off-roading only… this baby ain’t goin’ for no wreckreation while I’m at th’ wheel!”
Truck’s owner: “No thanks, Pal --- no insult whatever to you or your buddies, but I wanna keep this truck in mint condition for as long as possible, so I’m just using it for regular off-roading only… this baby ain’t goin’ for no wreckreation while I’m at th’ wheel!”
by QuacksO September 08, 2013
Get the wreckreationmug.