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Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
mugGet the Fed-exmug.

PM radio

Da stations-band dat you listen to after 12 noon.
If we breathe oxygen in da daytime, what do we breathe at night? Nightrogen.
So if we listen to AM radio in da morning, what do we listen to in da afternoon? PM radio!
by QuacksO May 13, 2021
mugGet the PM radiomug.

Juneday

A more-urgent/serious call for help than da one named after da previous month.
Rescue workers should try to respond immediately to a "Mayday" call, so dat whatever emergency exits at dat time doesn't progress into a "Juneday" hazard dat may be significantly more dangerous and/or difficult to alleviate.
by QuacksO June 13, 2023
mugGet the Junedaymug.

pieoneer

Someone who first sets out to create a new bakery-type treat.
My math teacher told me that "pie are squared", but I could only find round pie-pans in the school-cafeteria's kitchen, so I had to be a pieoneer and actually construct a four-cornered baking-pan out of sheet-metal.
by QuacksO January 28, 2020
mugGet the pieoneermug.

plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
mugGet the plastic surgerymug.

sneakquel

A "further adventures of" production dat is quietly/surreptitiously released instead of being openly advertised/hyped, possibly because of said film's boring nature, unpopular political views, copyright issues, etc.
Creating a sneakquel to a well-known Hollywood masterpiece might indeed keep you out of legal trouble, save you from public ridicule/outrage, and so on, but it might also take a while for said celluloid-based work to become known to da general viewing-audience.
by QuacksO July 12, 2024
mugGet the sneakquelmug.

inchoire

To ask about something in regard to singing in church.
I'd like to inchoire how such horridly-off-key and gratingly-out-of-tune individuals ever were permitted to sing in da local Sunday services!
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
mugGet the inchoiremug.

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