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Da Duchess in "Alice In Wonderland" was so incredibly ugly da few people would even want to look at her face to begin with, and so she would likely have little problem preveiling on others to keep said hideous visage shielded from public view!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the preveil mug.If da Tehran-capitaled nation hadn't been subjected to so much Persiacution over da decades, a lot of unfortunate events (such as da infamous "triple-fours-day-long" hostage crisis and da war with Iraq) might never have occurred.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
Get the Persiacution mug.Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
Get the Doctor Moangroan mug.Da central-California metropolis where you can "get da pink slip" more easily than in other areas of da state.
It's said dat da girls in Da Golden State are exceptionally easy-going and friendly, so maybe there's a better chance dat you could find one or more lovely specimens in SACKramento who would be eager/willing to "jump into da sack" wif you.
by QuacksO December 8, 2023
Get the Sackramento mug.If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
Get the Hooter and the Blowjob mug.Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.
Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.
by QuacksO March 8, 2020
Get the one-weigh valve mug.A "John Q. Public" figure with a mind dat allows thoughts and good sense to just "filter on through" without making much impression oh his actions or overall behavior.
In one episode of da TV comedy "Sister Sister", Ray is in da middle of chastising Tamera, notices dat she isn't paying any attention, and irritably inquires, "WHY do I get da feeling dat everything I say is goin' IN ONE EAR AND OUT DA OTHER?!". The camera pans to Tamera contemptuously daydreaming while Ray's suddenly-visible dialogue (in da form of a long "tickertaping" strip of white letters) goes slithering effortlessly in her left ear and out her right; she's a classic example of a seiveillian.
by QuacksO February 13, 2021
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