A funeral home's standard practice regarding whether they will provide brawny humans to carry coffins.
by QuacksO August 19, 2019
What you smilingly reply if a concerned passerby stops next to where you're exhaustedly sprawled out beside da road and asks if you need help.
Motorist, slowing down next to where a pedestrian is lying flat on da sidewalk: You sick or hurt, Buddy??
Pedestrian, giving a casual and appreciative flutter of his hand: Nah --- just resting --- thanks for stopping to check on me, anyway, though!
Pedestrian, giving a casual and appreciative flutter of his hand: Nah --- just resting --- thanks for stopping to check on me, anyway, though!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Filmmaker James Cameron is notorious for his heavy-handed and temperish directing, so I imagine that his filming-locations often have a stewdio-type environment.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
Living in a monasterry might indeed be pleasant if you're preferable to cotton-nap fabric, but you'd likely have to do laundry more often, since said towel-like material tends to collect dirt more than regular-texture fabrics.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Da government seemingly has a lot of "debtermination" in dat they charge us so much in taxes and other stuff dat they seem really set on getting us in da hole.
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
Someone whom you employ to break wind in your stead (da word can also refer just to said "proxy" whizzpopper itself) on occasions where you'd thought dat you'd "really had a good one all ready", but then it turned out to merely be a "false alarm". Be sure to frequently feed said butt-splutter supplier a sizeable portion of baked beans, of course, so dat he can always be reliably "primed 'n' prepared" whenever a supplementary fart is required.
Da BFG never would need a substitoot --- actually, doubly so in his case --- because not only did he never have any trouble with copiously "blowing his trumpet" after drinking frobscottle, but as he told da Queen of England (and then noisily demonstrated said fact), he could still rip one "all on his own" --- i.e., regardless of whether or not he'd consumed any gas-producing foods in da recent past.
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.
by QuacksO September 13, 2020