QuacksO's definitions
Great-grampa: My first vacuum cleaner was an Electrolux "Rail Slide", and it really SUCKED!
Child: Hee hee hee --- great wizencrack, Gramps!
Great-grampa: Thanks --- it gets better, too --- after the vaccum gave out, the smaller neighborhood kiddos rode on it like a sled.
Child: Hee hee hee --- great wizencrack, Gramps!
Great-grampa: Thanks --- it gets better, too --- after the vaccum gave out, the smaller neighborhood kiddos rode on it like a sled.
by QuacksO July 2, 2018
Get the wizencrackmug. A cheaper price for intimacy due to da "seller" being just a loose hussy who spreads her legs very willingly, anyway, as opposed to a more-selective chick who knows da true value of her a**, and so she charges da full "reTAIL" price for her ultimate pleasures.
Really attractive or "luscious" gals are usually very aware of how extra-desirable their soft warm shapely bodies are, and so you usually can't "buy them at hosale". Probably about da only way you could "get them at a discount" would be if you hired them either for multiple sessions or for an extended one-time stay.
by QuacksO November 2, 2023
Get the hosalemug. In da 1987 comedy film, "Overboard", da unrefined-but-honest carpenter does an excellent "counterfitting" job for da dignified-but-snobbish "spoiled rich kid" heiress, only to have her refuse to pay him da cash dat he's earned from da job; he hasta resort to showing her fake wedding-photos and other "counterfeit" tactics to get her to reimburse him for his hard work.
by QuacksO February 22, 2021
Get the counterfittingmug. K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.
by QuacksO October 29, 2020
Get the valetdicktorianmug. Refers to the infuriatingly-common "lousy timing" occurrence of your seldom encountering the usually-hoped-for opportunities/pleasantries (i.e., neighbors relaxing on their front porches/lawns whom you can shoot the breeze with on your way by, pretty girls to hold hands with and "chat up for a few", sizable numbers of discarded returnable containers, etc.) whenever you're out for a stroll or otherwise leisurely traipsing around your local area on foot, yet when you either hitch a ride with someone or are "a man on a mission" in your own vehicle and thus you can't "acceptably" stop to avail yourself of any of these assorted "sidewalk delights", the roadsides you travel along will either be "chock-full of friendlies" or "Bottle/Can City", and so you'll be mentally "climbin' da walls" at having to agonizingly pass on by all of those much-desired goodies.
It was foggy and chilly when I started out walking around town to complete my weekly errands-list, and so there was hardly another soul outdoors, but then sometime later when I was riding back again with a neighbor who'd offered me a lift home, the weather turned clear and balmy again, and there were lots of smiley-faced sundress-clad cuties strolling the walks all over town! Guess it was Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Law at work!
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
Get the Murphy's Pedestrian-Perks Lawmug. Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.
If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.
by QuacksO February 21, 2020
Get the group-hug acquaintance-assumptionmug. A bratty little buck-toothed green-skinned "monster" who is always complaining, constantly demanding attention, never satisfied with anything, and nasally begging for items on the shelves of the department store or supermarket. Just about every family has at least one of these delightful rug-rats somewhere in its "flock"; it's just that nobody wants to admit his existence or reveal who the "ram" and "ewe" were who ever conceived this infamous "black sheep", nor does anyone even want to be saddled with the unenviable task of being the delinquent's "shepherd" for the day. Even school days may bring little relief from his torment for the adults back at the house, since he often gets sent home from school for disruptive behavior within the first hour of attendance --- the teachers and hall-monitors can't stand to deal with him, either.
I hate attending my neighbors' backyard barbecues because there's inevitably at least one Frankenwhine in their midst who ruins the day for everyone else.
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
Get the Frankenwhinemug.