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Definitions by QuacksO

.org-asm 

Da sexual-release feeling dat someone who greatly prefers non-profit websites experiences when he brings up a page other than the ".com" type
Many organizations are indeed "in it for the money" even though they may not admit it, so visiting their websites is nothing to have a .org-asm about.
.org-asm by QuacksO January 13, 2020

Your Royal Hineyous 

How a lustful dude worshipingly addresses a lady with a cute behind.
In a memorable episode of "The Golden Girls", Uncle Angelo relates how he met his future wife (she was a waitress who looked super-lovely to him, especially her exceptionally-shapely derriere); he loved how her butt looked so much that he might well have addressed her as "Your Royal Hineyous".
Your Royal Hineyous by QuacksO January 12, 2020
What a red sockeye has to have a lot of during spawning season.
I've never been able to figure out how those big game-fish manage to leap waterfalls and swim against heavy current --- I would never have that kind of stalmona.
stalmona by QuacksO January 10, 2020

adJudycation 

Obnoxiously-insulting/humiliating court-proceedings performed by the notoriously-heavyhanded Judge Sheindlinfreude.
I try very hard not to offend anyone or run afoul of the law, so hopefully I shouldn't have any problems with adJudycation.
adJudycation by QuacksO January 9, 2020

Franz Jozef Hidin' 

Da lesser-known 18th-century classical-music composer who was very bashful about showing himself in public, and so he had to have a courier deliver the sheet-music to the publisher after he'd composed said melodic artistry.
It's too bad that modern electronics and communications didn't exist back in Franz Jozef Hidin's time, or he could simply have faxed of emailed his priceless works of music to his publishers instead of having a courier hand-deliver them.
Franz Jozef Hidin' by QuacksO January 9, 2020

vetteranarian 

A mechanic-dude who mainly/exclusively works on GM's Swiss-flag-symbol-emblazoned sports cars.
While poking around the abandoned Wheelwell Motel that's perched high in the hills, Lightning McQueen asks Sally Carrera if she fell in love with a "Heartbeat Of America" muscle-car; she scoffingly replies that it wasn't another four-wheeler than captured her cylinder-chambers, but rather just the whole lovely peaceful earthtones-hued Radiator Springs area spread out below them. I am sure there was at least one vetteranarian living in "our town", though, since so many antique cars were present there.
vetteranarian by QuacksO January 8, 2020

cusstomer service 

Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.
On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.
cusstomer service by QuacksO January 8, 2020