A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.
Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.
I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.
Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
A total-harmony state achieved by a group of meditation-minded "in tune with the power of the Universe" hippies while engaged in perfectly-in-sync cutting/trimming of paper/fabric with "syzzors".
Performing syzzygy with your weed-puffing buddies can indeed be relaxing, but your hands get tired fairly soon from all of that synchronized snippin'.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
One of da cops in our sheriff's department is so majorly consumed wif "little man syndrome" dat he actually posed in da very center of da group photo in their yearly newsletter, wif da gradually-shorter fuzz-members arranged progressively in a downwards-curving line on either side of him to lessen da obviousness of how pint-sized he actually was! It really made him --- not to mention everyone else in da photo --- look ridiculous; I guess he didn't care, though, since he figgered dat people would be more likely to tallerate how much bigger everyone else in da department was if da height-difference wasn't so proportionally visible in da photo.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
Da sexual-release feeling dat someone who greatly prefers non-profit websites experiences when he brings up a page other than the ".com" type
Many organizations are indeed "in it for the money" even though they may not admit it, so visiting their websites is nothing to have a .org-asm about.
by QuacksO January 13, 2020