QuacksO's definitions
Wonder how many Ford Fairmont wagons have gotten pancaked by lumberjerks? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... do not attempt
by QuacksO June 10, 2018
Get the lumberjerkmug. A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.
I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
Get the astrawnomymug. Claiming dat your frequent and/or lengthy perusing of and/or posting on internet message-boards is because "it's heredditary" is an invalid defense in two ways --- first of all, just because an older family-member has engaged in an unhealthy practice does not in any way excuse YOU for doing da same --- each of us has an obligation to behave responsibly around our fellow humans as best we reasonably can, regardless of what those who came before us have chosen to do. And then secondly, if you are indeed aware of your senior relative's unwise actions to such a degree dat you can actually verbalize coherently about it, then --- again --- you have da "respect for your fellow man" duty to actively take whatever appropriate steps that are logically within your physical/mental/intellectual capabilities to perform better yourself --- in da words of wise men everywhere, “Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
by QuacksO February 27, 2024
Get the heredditarymug. Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.
I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
Get the owedometermug. An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. A drawing or other explanatory creation dat either shows people how to commit "big no-no" actions, or demonstrates da rampant presence of such misbehavior.
Tronald Dump's current behavior is a glaring illicitration of how corrupt and senselessly-arrogant our government truly is.
by QuacksO April 25, 2025
Get the illicitrationmug. If a plus-sized chick has a "generass" --- i.e., a behind of ample proportions --- then conceivably she could be "generass" with more than one squeezable-flesh-loving stud at da same time, since there would be plenty of her to go around, even if they were all simultaneously applying their kneading hands to her butt.
by QuacksO August 27, 2024
Get the generassmug.