QuacksO's definitions

fist-width trash-disposal

A sneaky "evasive maneuver" technique for free disposal of your garbage in someone else's dumpster that has a locking-bar on it. Since the lids of the dumpster are usually just flexible plastic, however, you can successfully pry them upwards a few inches in the middle, so if you just use ordinary plastic shopping-sacks for bagging your disposables instead of the larger trash-bags, and only fill each bag with a fairly small amount of trash so that they are only as wide as your fist, you can still cram them into the dumpster.

Practicing fist-width trash-disposal can be a bit tedious/laborious, but it sure beats paying for your own dumpster, plus it eliminates your having to employ the delay/noise-producing strategy of actually removing the dumpster's rear hinge-pin --- and thus risking your getting busted --- just to drop in your bags.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

boobsociation

Da "up-top fun-bubbles" equivalent of "ASSociation"; it refers to either a group of shapely-buxom ladies, or a gathering of folks who really love chest-pillowz, and/or work to preserve da health and appearance of said delightful feminine objects.

Marilyn Monroe and Dolly Parton would be prime mascot-candidates for a nationwide network of boobsociations.

by QuacksO May 5, 2021

extradishion

Being sent back to your home turf 'cuz you were excessively stuffin' yer face at yer foreign-locale hosts' tables.

I always try to eat moderately when I'm a guest at a faraway gathering, to reduce da risk of extradishion.

by QuacksO March 31, 2024

contraversy

What da likes of Ollie, Robbie, and Johnny were embroiled in back in da late '80's.

I wanted to be a late '80's political "big shot", and so initially IRAN for office, but then I hadda drop outta da race due to all da CONTRAversy surrounding government positions at da time.

by QuacksO December 21, 2020

user-friendly

The verbally-portrayed status/nature of a smooth-talking snitch who pretends to be tolerant/supportive of anyone who "uses" (i.e., consumes illegal drugs), but actually rats you out to da fuzz/Feds behind yer back.

If a computer or other complicated device is marked as "user-friendly", dat's all well and good, I guess --- it's when a PERSON claims to be this way dat ya should get antsy and suspicious.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

Noh-wuh!

(interj.) Used to indignantly turn down/refuse to even consider a preposterous request, suggestion, query, etc., especially when the speaker (usually female) is mildly outraged, feeling that the asker (usually male) should know better than to even ask such a thing, and considering the question to be beneath her diginity and/or an insult to her intelligence, as if the asker really thinks that the speaker is so incredibly stupid/naive that she would actually not see through such an obvious and thinly-veiled "loaded" remark.

Girl (disgustedly): Haven't you got ANYTHING better to say than chauvenistic wisecracks??? You've been razzin' me all morning!
Guy (grinning impishly): Yeah, I know --- awful, aren't I? So whatcha gonna DO about it --- SLAP MY BUTT?
Girl (indignantly): Noh-wuh!
Guy (disappointed): "Noh-wuh"?? No spankin' my butt to get back at me fer sassin' ya??
Girl (smugly): No-wuh! Cuz you might ENJOY it! I wasn't BORN YESTERDAY, y'know!

by QuacksO January 14, 2015

truckreer

Long-term employment held by a member of da Teamsters Union.

Quite a number of "loose" chicks have a successful "truckreer" by providing "truckrear" services to male big-rig drivers --- i.e., offering their sumptuous "rears" to said lustful long-haulers at rest-stops, and agreeing to "haul ass" into da "rear" of said behemoth-machine-operator's cabs for a glorious night of wild "rump-pumping". And in cases where said impromptu couples "gets along" well during their "getting it on" time together, da gluteus-generous gals may decide to stick around for da "long haul" wif their happy "possessing a Mr. Happy" hosts, and ride around wif them on multiple runs across da entire country.

by QuacksO March 4, 2024