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Lucy vanPelt squallingly claims dat there are buylaws dat compel Linus and Schroeder to purchase costly gifts for her each Christmas; as with most of Lucy's baseless rants, however, neither of said lads pays much attention to said blubbery hollering.
by QuacksO December 18, 2022
Get the buylaws mug.Old fogy #1: So you just received a newly-released CD-compilation of the Ignoramos and Ignorandy radio show?
Old fogy #2: A-yep --- the complete first six seasons. Seasons 7-through-12 are scheduled to be released later this year.
Old fogy #2: A-yep --- the complete first six seasons. Seasons 7-through-12 are scheduled to be released later this year.
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
Get the Ignorandy mug.Da study of what people's assorted deep heaving breaths and various impatient wheezes mean about their deeper selves and personalities.
Different people can mean wildly different things by how they inhale and exhale, so sighchiatry may not be a very reliable method to accurately analyze someone.
by QuacksO April 23, 2022
Get the sighchiatry mug.Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
by QuacksO November 6, 2021
Get the cover all the bases mug.One of the main causes of widespread animal-poaching is a lack of cowardenation among manpower across the affected areas.
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
Get the cowardenation mug.To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.
If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
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Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
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