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willderness

Describes how da process of probate may appear to someone unfamiliar wif it; said ordeal maybe indeed seem to him like totally "uncharted territory".
Heirs of an estate would do well to hire a competent attorney so dat da process of acquiring and/or disposing of said property will not seem so much like a total willderness.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
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indickator

Refers to a vehicle's flashing turn-signal light --- or lack thereof --- dat labels da driver of said conveyance as being a thoughtless/clueless jerk.
If a motorist habitually neglects to signal an upcoming turn --- or obliviously leaves his blinker going for miles --- said incorrectly-operated intention-notifying lamp serves as a good indickator of da type of individual behind da wheel!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.
Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
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stoodire

Stand-up comedy dat pokes fun at supposedly-virtuous subject-matter.
If STOODire refers to lampooning performed while positioned upright on your feet, then how could SATire still be so effective at getting your audience to guffaw their heads off, since conceivably you would not be able to make such hilarious bodily-gestures while making your oral presentation?
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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monlater

Da term "monlater" --- especially if it's spelled "monslater" --- could also mean dat a hot chick is making a horny stud wait till some future time to be allowed access to da delectable "mound of merchandise" located between her legs.
by QuacksO March 18, 2023
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persimmony

Stinginess wif your miniature-pumpkin fruits.
Lovely orange tomato-shaped fruits from China and Japan are often very costly to procure in da US, so one needs to possess quite a strong persimmony to avoid spending too much on them.
by QuacksO February 7, 2021
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over the course of the evening

The several-hours-long period during which you've been tossing back Silver Bullets.
I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.
by QuacksO March 5, 2024
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