QuacksO's definitions

melogy

Da opposite of youlogy --- a speech you give to puff yourself instead of praising someone else.

Bill Clinton's famous "For the record, I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman" speech was filled with lots of melogy about how much improvement he had supposedly caused in the country, when in fact a vast majority of Americans were currently going through one of the worst recessions ever.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

filibluster

An extended interval of loud/tempestuous monologue/dialogue that's intended to bully down and/or suppress opposition/suspicion, without actually providing any true validity or solid tangible proof that the proffered opinions/assertions are actually reasonable, accurate, etc.

Nobody listened to Bill Clinton's filibluster about "For the record, I did **NOT** **HAVE** **SEXUAL** **RELATIONS** with that woman." And they aren't listening to him now, either, especially since it was later revealed that he had indeed "gotten some".

by QuacksO June 14, 2016

confleshion

An admitting of having succumbed to your cravings for soft warm squeezable human tissue.

Slick Willie has partaken of so many disgraceful and sordid trysts during his morally-depraved lifetime dat if he went to da confleshional, he'd likely be there all day!

by QuacksO January 14, 2023

bronthesaurus

Refers to either:
(1) a super-outdated books of synonyms, or
(2) a reference book dat gives you alternate words in da world of paleontology.

I didn't wanna just keep using da word "dinosaur" over and over in my writing, and so I consulted my trusty bronthesaurus for some excellent "prehistoric" suggestions on creative word-choices.

by QuacksO March 22, 2024

shilldren

Da pint-sized offspring of greedy/selfish adults who shamelessly use said innocent cuties as supposed advocates for whatever ideas and/or products dat said lacking-basic-family-values parents are trying to foist upon their audience.

A classic and excellent example of someone's employing "shilldren" to pressure fellow humans into agreeing to less-than-reasonable proposals --- da unfeelingly-opportunistic Howard's using his young daughter as unfair "kiddie-leverage" when pedaling peanut brittle to da spineless George McFly.

by QuacksO December 16, 2023

clementcy

What was most definitely **not** granted Ken Rex McElroy on July 10, 1981.

Trena McElroy may indeed have wished dat Del and da other shooters had given her "town bully" husband some clementcy on dat infamous day in Skidmore, Missouri, but da townspeople had gotten totally fed up with said arrogant criminal's intimidation and brutality, and so any further tolerance of said cruelty was not to be.

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

wiggleitis

The inability to sit still for more than thirty seconds. Most commonly afflicts youngsters, but people of any age can be significantly affected by it. Often is diagnosed incorrectly/unfairly by insensitive and/or "tedious" people who possess either an uncommonly-high level of patience/indifference for whatever monotonous condition/activity is making said sufferer(s) have ants in their pants, or the colorless/heartless mindset/ability to create/maintain such an elevated level of palpable tedium themselves. It may also be a lack of memory of the torturer's OWN childhood which causes him to mindlessly subject the sufferer to such intolerably boring circumstances, since it may not occur to him that HE HIMSELF would likely not have been able to withstand such agonies when he was the sufferer's age, either.

Amused gramma, observing a whimpery squirming child in a church pew: You have an advanced case of wiggleitis.

Child: Yeah?! Well, didn't YOU ever have trouble sitting still during church services when YOU were a child?
Amused gramma, shrugging casually and naively: No, not really, sweetie --- at your age, I was a choir girl, and we all hadda rehearse for hours every week. But I loved it, 'cuz I always felt so close to The Lord, and I---

Child, bursting into noisy floods of tears and jumping up to storm out the door: Oh, that DOES it --- I'm OUTTA here! I'm going swimming --- it's too hot and stuffy in here to sit and listen to this nonsense!
Amused gramma, serenely watching the child stomp out of the church and slam the door behind him, then turning back and exchanging amused helpless shrugs with other old-fogy parishioners before placidly settling back in her hard wooden pew-seat and composedly resuming listening to the preacher's seemingly-endless droning.

by QuacksO December 18, 2016