Messighah

Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.
If I hafta hear 'bout da Messighah one more time, I think I'm gonna puke!
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
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snarkotics

Mind-altering substances dat cause irritable and/or sarcastic behavior.
Some people are just ill-mannered jerks to begin with, so it's hard to tell if they're on snarkotics or not.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
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Gordon Leadfoot

Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.
I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???
by QuacksO May 07, 2020
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blokeally-grown produce

Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").
Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
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mesophoneia

A mental condition dat involves da craving to perform copious talking and/or texting about oneself.
Having mesophoneia can give others in your vicinity a major case of misophonia from having yer Apple or Moto constantly ringing/dinging.
by QuacksO June 17, 2024
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confiskate

What your parents or legal guardians do if you misbehave regarding your wheeled footwear, such as going too fast, riding in off-limits areas, making damaging tracks in your playing-surfaces, leaving your blades outdoors instead of bringing them in out of the weather, not keeping them cleaned and oiled, etc.
I made a list of da rules dat da rec hall requires its members to follow when using da rink, and I carefully review said list both before and after I play there, to better ensure dat I don't get my loaned toys confiskated.
by QuacksO August 20, 2023
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Burnie Madeoff

An irritably sarcastic term for someone who spends foolishly/wastefully (money burns a hole in his pocket), habitually fails to repay loans (he made off with the money and nobody ever saw it again), or is otherwise irresponsible with money to a major degree.
Dude #1: I was asked for a loan of ten bucks by Jack Smith; I wondered what you thought of his reliability in paying it back.
Dude#2: Jack Smith?! No way, Buddy --- you don't wanna give **anything** to that moochin' jerk --- he's just a Burnie Madeoff!
by QuacksO February 16, 2018
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