Church services attended by cowboys.
As "prickly" as many religious topics can be, almost any scheduled sermons could conceivably be classified as "vespurs", whether or not any range-riders are in attendance!
by QuacksO May 09, 2022
Someone who doesn't technically qualify as a fellow crony, but whom da members allow to tag along anyway due to his cranky persistence in his efforts to join said group.
Walter is such a grouch dat one wonders how he ever managed to become part of Jeff Dunham's show; perhaps Jeff made him an ornerary member rather than listen to his whiny complaining about feeling left out.
by QuacksO June 10, 2023
Obedience of a law regarding multi-layer materials-sandwiching.
I've seen various thicknesses of CDX with sizeable air-gaps dat extend clear through da panel from edge to edge; I seriously wonder if said "porous" lumber is truly in complyance wif manufacturing regulations.
by QuacksO June 17, 2023
Slammer-time dat ya get sentenced to due to yer not having properly cut da grooves into knife-blades.
Ya can get similar-length stints at Da Crossbar Hotel if ya either neglected to form sawing-channels into tough-materials-slicing cutlery like tomato- or steak-knives, or DID grind da ol' zipper-teeth into paring- or boning-knives dat WERE NOT supposed to have them ---- either commission of serious neglect can carry some fairly-hefty incarserration, too! :P
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Carrying vodka into the lab in test-tubes disguised as water is a "clear" vialation of workplace protocol.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.
If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
Refers to a humorous voice-mail that you leave for a tolerant-natured friend who knows you very well, and thus is familiar with your complaining about feeling exhausted a lot of the time; you simply make long drawn-out snoring sounds when prompted to record your message. It painlessly informs the person that you are not really up to a whole lot of physical effort at the moment, but that he is welcome to try you back later to ask again about your possibly assisting him.
Answering machine message left by a physically-infirm friend who had previously left you a message requesting help with a few household tasks: Hey Snorey --- I got your mezzzzage; sorry I missed yer call. I see that you're not home at the moment, either; guess we're kinda playin' telephone-tag here. Nuthin' earth-shakin' --- just wanted to humbly ask if you could please lend me a hand with a little dusting and yardwork, and see if maybe you could use some of your scrap lumber to build me a small set of steps for my storage-shed out back. No rush whatsoever, though --- get some shut-eye and then give me a jingle back when ya feel up to it --- thanks!!
by QuacksO July 23, 2018