Refers to da action of a gal's spreading her legs for an eager stud having to be held up or postponed for a while.
Tiffany regretfully told me dat she'd forgotten to take her pills, and so our planned wild night of hot 'n' heavy lovin' had to be delaid for a few days.
by QuacksO December 08, 2020
Get the delaidmug. Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.
I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.
by QuacksO January 10, 2016
Get the infartuationmug. What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.
Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
Get the Come **up** with your hands **out**mug. If you choose to engage in aerobickering with a couch potato, about all you'll likely succeed in getting from him will be assorted exersighs.
by QuacksO October 26, 2024
Get the aerobickermug. I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.
Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".
by QuacksO March 05, 2024
Get the Just let Nature run its Coorsmug. Da First-Amendment right dat allows you to verbally make a total jacka** of yerself without fear of legal repercussions.
Sure --- go right ahead and wave a "the earth is flat" sign out in public --- dat act is protected under freedumb of speech.
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
Get the freedumb of speechmug. As often as Huckleberry Finn's father had to take a leak during his drinking-binges, one could not be sure if it was merely the alcohol, or if he was suffering from lookemia.
by QuacksO October 08, 2019
Get the lookemiamug.