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A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.
by QuacksO February 26, 2020
Get the Sextion 8 housing mug.The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
Get the Tame Turkey mug.I headed out for a bulk-groceries shopping-trip in da early-dawn hours to avoid rush-hour traffic, but then I encountered periodic sparklies en route; said crystally coatings forced me to slow way down to lessen da chance of ending up in da ditch somewhere, which of course would definitely not have been on da skidule. I did still make it to da supermarket before da morning rush, but it was kinda scary driving there till da sun had been up a while.
by QuacksO May 21, 2022
Get the skidule mug.Merely typical everyday run-of-the-mill profanity that one frequently hears from the potty-mouthed putters on the green --- nothing out of the ordinary.
Swearing is strictly and expressly forbidden on a miniature-golf attraction where children may be present, but on an unsupervised golfing-fairway, foul language is just par for the curse.
by QuacksO September 8, 2019
Get the just par for the curse mug.Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.
Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Get the German Audubon mug.Bugs Bunny's bodily-condition of being too "thick-skinned" due to his crunching up too many orange Vitamin-A-rich vegetables.
Having an acute case of carrotosis can indeed make you overly casual and courageous ("Ehhh --- what's up, Doc?!"), and so you may habitually find yourself on da business-end of yer temperishly-spluttering opponent's blunderbuss!
by QuacksO February 5, 2025
Get the carrotosis mug.A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
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