I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!
An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.
by QuacksO June 09, 2020
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debtonation

Refers to da "explosion" of I.O.U.-creating activity dat has periodically occurred throughout human history.
Biff Tannen's successfully getting gambling legalized in California caused a catastrophic and widespread debtonation dat apparently rocked da entire US --- in this alternate timeline, Tricky Dick had presided for four terms and was seeking to get re-elected for a fifth, the Vietnam war was still going on, and so on.
by QuacksO November 14, 2022
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Houdini Hancock

Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.
I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.
by QuacksO September 20, 2018
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etheoryal

A proffered idea dat's intellectually appealing but too insubstantial in basic logic or common sense to pass muster in da real world.
Mr. Spock would usually be able to determine if someone's brain-creation was valid and practical, or if it was merely etheoryal.
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aunticipation

Da gleeful looking-forward-to dat a child feels about an upcoming visit from his parent's sister.
My children always become giddy with aunticipation anytime they learn that a female adult-relative will be arriving soon.
by QuacksO March 11, 2024
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wituation

An embarrassing mix-up dat's due to someone else's being more clever than you.
Friendly verbal sparring can be hilarious and enjoyable; just be careful dat it doesn't "cross da line" into egotistical unpleasantness and turn into a wituation.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
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dupelicate

An imitation/copy of something or someone that's created with the intent to deceive.
Steve Austin and his boss Oscar Goldman had to be ever-vigilant to watch out for cyborg-dupelicates that evil/greedy enemies were always creating to use in their ongoing efforts to wrest secrets and resources from the OSI and their associates.
by QuacksO December 26, 2019
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