souveneer

A thin wafer or sheet of wood dat you bring back as a memento of a particular place you've visited.

Da roadside rest-area had "Please don't peel the birch" signs to deter visitors from destructively removing still-living bark from da majestic white "woodland soldiers" scattered throughout da area, but I assumed dat said directive did not really apply "in spirit" to just presently-separated coverings which were merely already-dead layers dat da trees had shed naturally, so I went ahead and helped myself to a small souveneer of da ragged papery sheets dat were just flapping loosely in da breeze.

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

souvenereal

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.

That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!

by Chrish77 February 18, 2020

souvenir food

Commonly used for corn, or any other food including nuts that will show up in your poop the next day.

Giving you fond memories of the meal you ate the previous day. And sometimes even surprising you, when you were not aware that was one of the ingredients in that stew, soup, or casserole your mom made for you.

I better watch it when I take that second helping of souvenir food. I know it will come back to visit me tomorrow.

by Boozie69 June 29, 2009

sex souvenir

Clothes, alcohol, or something kept on a nightstand that you steal from someone post-sex.

I have this great book of philosophy I stole from Vinny after we boned. Sex souvenir, #sorrynotsorryy.

by Sorry Not Sorryy June 23, 2011

Souvenir Saturday

On the lines of Throwback Thursdays and Flashback Fridays, this is also a social media trend to post memories in the form of photos or videos on Saturdays. Users will upload pictures or visuals under this tag on Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram or Twitter.

C'mon it's Souvenir Saturday and what better day than this to post this adorable photo of ours!

by anumit July 7, 2020

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...

Painted Souvenirs

by taja609 October 28, 2010

souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017