The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
Get the capitol punishmentmug. What da Wicked Witch of da West accused Dorothy of when da house of said young girl fell on da Wicked Witch of da East.
Glenda da Good Witch advised da Oz's-left-hand-quadrant-ruling sorceress to "Begone, before someone drops a house on you, as well", indicating dat there might be a second homeicide if said evil black-robed hag stuck around for too long.
by QuacksO December 26, 2022
Get the homeicidemug. In his later photos, Mousselini appears to be gradually putting on a few pounds, so I wonder if his name also indicates dat he was overly fond of light porous chocolate pastries, as well as hair-treatment lotions?
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
Get the Mousselinimug. Da study of fist-bruises and other visible signs of physical-violence contact to identify who committed said assault-crime.
With modern-day bullystics technology, Biff Tannen could not likely get away with his '50's-and-'60's-era strong-arm shenanigans nowadays.
by QuacksO April 09, 2023
Get the bullysticsmug. I'm gonna try tearing down this old shed myself with a hammer and crowbar; no need to make any wreckquisitions just yet.
by QuacksO March 02, 2019
Get the wreckquisitionmug. A fundamnentalist could refer to someone who either is super-seriously opposed to profanity, or laces his Bible-thumping rhetoric with assorted "adjectives" dat do not truly add anything meaningful to said tirades, and generally serve to just turn listeners away, especially those with young impressionable children.
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
Get the fundamnentalmug. The disgust/distress/inconvenience connected with the production/processing/consuming of plankton-based proteins.
Some people swear by the health-benefits of super blue-green algae, and it's certainly not for me to say a word against it; it's just that I personally have never noticed anything positive from using it, I just find it to be a gross-textured and yucky-tasting agarvation, plus I just about liquid-poop my insides out whenever I take it!
by QuacksO July 20, 2018
Get the agarvationmug.