All da refined-and-processed culinary-crap dat modern-day humans are stuffing down their gullets and invalidly viewing as healthy. Why not just go back to "oldtrition" --- i.e., simple natural fare like ordinary fruits 'n' vegetables, whole grains, lean meats, and fresh milk and butter and cheese like yer gramma used to serve??
Da term "newtrition" could also refer to either a balanced diet for yer tiny colorful amphibian buddies, or a meal-regimen dat actually includes said pliable wetland-dwellers. Presumably da recipient of said diet would just be a garter snake or other natural-toxin-immune organisms, though, since these small harmless-looking critters are actually highly poisonous to humans and many other meat-eating creatures. In fact, it's even advisable to wash your hands well after merely handling them, as even the comparatively minute amounts of their bodily-excretions dat you'd absorb through your skin can be very problematic.
by QuacksO April 27, 2025
A serious bacterial ailment caused by excessive reading of The Satanic Verses and other books authored by Mr. Rushdie.
I'm not much into sensational or controversial literature, so I have no reason to risk contacting salmanella by reading crap like that.
by QuacksO October 06, 2019
My best Amish friend Ervin Hochstetler has a gorgeous and sweetly-serene wife named Esther; I wonder if her kind and warmly-motherly nature is largely to to her having healthy esthergen levels?
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
What you'll likely create if ya set da thermostat on yer dehumidifier too high when drying veggie-greens.
One should carefully monitor his equipment during da drying-process so as not to end up with Swiss charred!
by QuacksO April 18, 2025
I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
One of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” --- something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. While it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.
Travelling company salesman: Boy, did I get two big orders today!
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
An initial segment that is broadcast before a new TV/radio show begins airing its regular installments. Often this production will introduce the show's subject-matter, themes, characters, etc. so that the audiences will be better able to comprehend and enjoy said show once it starts being presented.
I appreciated how this complete-series-on-DVD's bonus-material included the show's prepisode, since it allowed my friends who had never seen the show to know what it was going to involve and what to expect, without my having to explain it all to them myself beforehand.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019