QuacksO's definitions

Pexpectations

Da lofty features/capabilities dat you envision from installing crimpable plastic tubing in your plumbing system.

Cross-linked polyethylene pipe is indeed superior in many ways to conventional copper or PVC water lines, but one should not have excessively-high Pexpectations --- said wonder-sleeving still needs be installed carefully and neatly, protected from freezing, etc.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

exspearience

Familiarity with handling and throwing da javelin.

King David was fortunate dat Saul didn't have more warrior-exspearience, or one of his vicious assassination-attempts might have been successful.

by QuacksO October 30, 2020

deniceor

How someone acts in da "pleasant 'n' friendly" department.

Not sure how to define "deniceor" --- if it's da opposite of "demeanor", does it mean dat it ISN'T "nice"??

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

oardeal

A difficult task dat involves rowing a boat.

Using an electric trolling-motor gives you da "best of both worlds" when it comes to spending a day on da lake --- you are spared da oardeal of having to paddle, but you still get a silent 'n' serene boating experience, since there is virtually no propulsion-noise to disturb your enjoyment of da peaceful beauty and subtle sounds of nature.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

guy equation

A simple algebra-type (A, B, C, and D) formula that illustrates the primary brain activity of a typical male when viewing members of the opposite gender.

She: Why do you want to know what size bra I wear?
He: Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, and so I follow the guy equation --- A. We're guys. B. Guys love boobs. C. Double-D.

by QuacksO January 24, 2015

inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.

An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

bullshistory

Da generally-useless-to-your-future-life/employment "set of lies agreed-upon" sawdusty-dry clap-trap dat dey force-feedingly shove down your boredom-parched throat during grade school.

Why should I bother learning all that bullshistory in school when I will seldom --- if ever --- need said knowledge in my future adult life, especially if a lot of it isn't even accurate, anyway???

by QuacksO June 21, 2019