Definitions by QuacksO
Ace Vandura
Jim Carrey's lesser-known super-sleuth character who locates classic snub-nosed GMC camper-style people-carriers dat have been stolen.
After Ace Ventura locates a missing pet, he sometimes calls on his crime-fighting counterpart in da motor-vehicle world, Ace Vandura, to bring a mode of transportation to convey said re-captured wayward animal back to its owner. (He almost needed to do this summoning of alternate wheels in da beginning of da first "Pet Detective" movie, when his own early-'70's jalopy suffered from vapor-lock and he was being assaulted by da fury-crazed dude with da baseball bat; fortunately, said cantankerous sedan did indeed roar to life just in da nick of time, and so Ace was able to roar off unscathed --- well, to his own body, dat is --- there were of course da smashed windscreens and a few dents in his car.)
Ace Vandura by QuacksO January 21, 2023
veterinaryan
Veterinaryans are sinister enough, but a veteranaryan is even more dangerous, since he likely knows how to use firearms to knock off people.
veterinaryan by QuacksO January 21, 2023
indamnity
Security or protection against a loss or other financial burden due to strong language's being used.
In da infamous "little girl at da construction site" story, it appears dat perhaps da "diamonds in da rough" builders might have done well to take out indamnity coverage, just in case said pint-sized female's parents decided to sue them for carelessly introducing their "little pumpkin" to their assorted "salty" word-choices.
Lyleability
Clover Sue Hipple's mom initially viewed da large neighborhood reptile as merely a dangerous Lyleability, but then when said green scaly entity saved her little girl from drowning, said formerly-intolerant lady-parent quickly changed her mind and considered said toothy animal a hero and a great friend.
Lyleability by QuacksO January 20, 2023
win-win situation
Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.
Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P
win-win situation by QuacksO January 20, 2023
surrogut
Refers to someone else whom you feed junk foods to instead of eating them yourself while you're trying to lose weight; said "designated ballooner" therefore develops a disgusting bulgy flabby stomach himself, while your own "spare tire" goes from a P304/65/R17 down to around a P150/30/R17.