A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.
Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!
by QuacksO September 04, 2022
Get the tongue oilmug. An important enzyme that helps the body maintain good overall health and physical/emotional equilibrium; a deficiency in this nutrient causes the sufferer to experience an overwhelming craving to drive and/or ride in an antique Plymouth Brougham.
I don't like pineapples much, so I often have a broughamelain deficiency; fortunately there is huge antique-car museum just down the street, so I just go over there and wander around among the quaint old square-bodied Plymouth sedans for a while till I feel better.
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
Get the broughamelainmug. Loving an occasional serving of enchiladas or hot tamales is all well and good, but visiting Fernando's Flamin' Tacos every weekend sounds just a trifle mexcessive to me.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
Get the mexcessivemug. A hospital practitioner who specializes in "stubborn" child-deliveries, helping care for cranky newborns, dealing with uncooperative parents, etc.
Rather than trying to deal with everything all herself, Khaila Richards should have consulted an obstinatetrician to help her deal with Little Isaiah's fretting-spells and temper-tantrums.
by QuacksO November 09, 2022
Get the obstinatetricianmug. Da outdoor WC dat you make da less-caring/desirable of your guests use instead of da indoor washroom.
One of da most notorious ways dat a deadbeat party-guest shows his insensitive "devil-may-care" side is by shamelessly hogging da bathroom for extended periods, and so sending him to da louthouse is doubly a good way of dealing wif dis --- it gets his spirits-dampening self outta da crowd of more-desirable attendees, and lets him take as long as he wants to "finish up", without delaying other folks who may need to "spend a penny" throughout da party-time.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the louthousemug. How Tevye and his fellow ultra-orthodox Hebrew brethren found da assorted super-strict rules and customs of their long-practiced "tradition" to be.
Shylock claimed dat his own life was exceedingly "ardjewous" due to his mistreatment by da Gentiles. Given da fact dat said abrasive relationships were largely self-created due to his own usurious mistreatment of those same "abusive" folks --- and his vast fortune dat allowed him to live a life of ease and luxury --- he actually had zero room to talk.
by QuacksO March 08, 2025
Get the ardjewousmug. Biff Tannen stated that he owed Marty --- or to his knowledge, "Calvin Klein" --- a vengeance-punch for "causing 300 bucks' worth of damage" to his car. Said pummeling did not end up benefiting Biff overly, though... perhaps said deliquent teenage hothead should have taken a lesson from his great-grandfather Buford, whose own tremendous clenched-hand swing at Marty (or in his case, that irritating dude known as "Clint Eastwood") merely resulted is his almost having an early "breakfist" --- as in, he learned the "hard" way what it felt like trying to bash his way through an old-school bullet-proof vest (i.e., 30 pounds of Good American Steel boiler-plate), and it nearly fractured his knuckles!
by QuacksO July 07, 2021
Get the breakfistmug.