Definitions by QuacksO

paytriotism

Loyalty to your country dat you show by willingly/trustingly sending Uncle Sam big bucks anytime he asks for them.

Linus van Pelt said dat he wanted to grow up to be "a great philanthropist with someone else's money". Sounds like Tronald Dump has done just dat --- telling us dat our financially supporting our government is da only way for us to show true paytriotism, yet being about da worst tax-dodger in recorded history himself!

paytriotism by QuacksO March 7, 2023

extremust 

Someone who's totally buggo on Joel Chandler Harris.

I do indeed enjoy some of da famous "Brer Rabbit" stories, but I'm not exactly an extremust! :P

extremust by QuacksO March 7, 2023

barbituary

A death-notice of someone who OD'd.

It's a good idea to stay off drugs if you don't want your name to end up in da barbituary column!

barbituary by QuacksO March 7, 2023

garbitration

An official ruling regarding what duds you hafta don under certain circumstances.

Many places in da world allow women to "go bare and comfy" above da waist, but local ordinances might still subject them to garbitration.

garbitration by QuacksO March 6, 2023

carbitration 

A ruling on how much rich-'n'-tasty food you can eat.

Hey, hey --- calm down --- there's nothing mandatory about da "RDA" figures! It is merely a nutritional suggestion --- it's not like it's some kinda carbitration!

carbitration by QuacksO March 6, 2023

barbitration 

A non-court hearing-and-decision procedure regarding spiky hooks or fence-wire.

Da term "barbitration" can also refer to how you may feel emotionally "pricked and scratched" after said legal proceeding.

barbitration by QuacksO March 6, 2023

hyperthetical 

Describes an idea of what could conceivably happen if someone was strung out on candy.

What would a family's life be like --- hyperthetically --- if da parents let their children have all da sweets they wanted?

hyperthetical by QuacksO March 6, 2023