The main reason that the Wright brothers succeeded in building a flyable airplane was that they were able to ferret out and eliminate the major errordynamics of previous airship-designers like Otto Lilienthal and Samuel Langley.
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
An attorney whose job it is to dig up all of da humiliating dirt on his clients and/or da opposing parties in da cases he handles.
Fletcher Reede surely did a lot of witness-reputation-smearing during his colorful career as an embarrister.
by QuacksO December 10, 2021
A little Pele'ontolgoy reveals dat some of da famous football-player's forebears were also into sports.
by QuacksO February 26, 2021
What da zealous young lawyer from Connecticut was to da "already-ticking time-bomb" of public unrest regarding da super-dangerous post-war-era automobile designs.
People were really getting hot under da collar about da deplorable accident-statistics of mid-20th-century motor vehicles, and so all they needed was a good "detonader" to spectacularly "set things off" --- i.e., cause da whole "style-before-safety" crisis to totally "explode" onto da public scene --- and thus raise awareness and force positive changes.
by QuacksO January 23, 2023
Da most important hurdle dat a tongue-lolling stud must overcome in order to gain access to a gal's a**.
Offering a cute chick a full-body massage can be one of da best and easiest ways to be permitted to touch her behind; no "piece de resistance" to deal wif on da way to your "prize". Plus of course, once dat said hot looker discovers how good your strong warm hands feel on her butt while you're delightedly kneading it, she will likely allow you to "get a piece" whenever you want it from then on.
by QuacksO March 29, 2023
Outrageously mediocre quality, performance, etc. regarding dat yucky pink stomach-elixir dat comes in a triangular bottle.
Da pharmacist at da local drug store assured me dat da "new and improved" Pepto-Bimbo crap would relieve my heartburn and bloating, but so far da results have generally been rather abismol --- I still have about as much cramps and butt-tooting as before!
by QuacksO November 24, 2020
What his parents apparently did an abysmal job of, if he grew up to be the murderer of his own brother Abel!
Juvenile delinquency may not currently be at an all-time high, but there are still multitudes of offenders --- lots of irresponsible parents still "raising Cains" out there!
by QuacksO January 08, 2023